LOL
Y'all crack me up!
I'm happy dat da lye is washed outta da grits.
 
-AD (Miss Adrienne)
 
 
> Date: Sun, 6 Jan 2008 10:28:43 -0500> From: [log in to unmask]> Subject: [BP] Lyein' Grits> To: [log in to unmask]> > From: Adrienne Endres <[log in to unmask]>> Subject: Re: Lyein' Grits> > >>I knew about the decaf coffee thing, but lye in grits??? That is > just sad.= ..I do love grits.<<> > Don't be sad, Miss Adrienne, be happy for them grits. We always makin' > tha grits with tha lye, but dont leave no lye IN tha grits. First we > mix tha lye in with tha water, then we dump in tha shelled out corn > kernals, with tha lye eatin' off tha skin off a each little kernal, stur > and stur it over a day. Use a wooden paddle not yur hands. Then we rinse > an rinse an rinse, get some a tha fresh water from tha crik, rinse em > some more, cause we dont want that nasty ol lye ta hurt tha nice Miss > Adrienne. Then we spread that corn on some fresh planed boards out in > tha sun ta dry out, an bleach out in the mornin' dew, cause we dont want > tha yellr grits, we them nice an white, so then theys dry and we grind > them up in tha grits mill, coarse like, then thats all done, you got > grits!, but only half tha battle, cause we still got ta cook up a mess a > them grits some morning an you have ta get them grits started early, > don't tell my daddy, but we get them grits started even before waterin > tha horses, rememba doncha pour that water inta the grits, ya sift the > grits inta the boilin water cause you dont want no lumps, its takin > least ways three hours on them grits, so when your wakin up with the > sun, Miss Andrienne, well, we got a nice mess a grits ready for ya. So, > doncha be sad, be happy for yur grits. We even made ya buttah fresh > yesta day, here, schooch up an have soma a this buttah on yur grits.> > > Jonny> (any corn left ovah this wintah we makin' corn pone on the stove some > evenin)> > --> To terminate puerile preservation prattling among pals and the> uncoffee-ed, or to change your settings, go to:> <http://listserv.icors.org/archives/bullamanka-pinheads.html>> 
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