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I've decided that true construction-related stories are needed on this
forum.
Here is one. How about yours?
Steve Stokowski
This little encounter took place yesterday
Faux Stone
The Mississippi prairie is so called because the soil is a lime rich deposit
of crushed shell and feeble lime stone thousands of years old . It is the
only place that I know where the conditions are right for natural cements but
the large cement companies that park their kilns there aren't interested in
such nonsense.
No they look at you like you politely the same way you look at a bug that
doesn't belong in your house . Like the unwelcome bug you estimate your options
on the best way to to dispose of it .Sweep it or smoosh it , the outcome is
always the same . .
One of the big local CEO's of the cement world was building his
architectural dream house way out in the Prairie . When I made the run out there to
look at the big mans 2.3 million dollar , little ol house as he calls it I
got a taste of the Hamptons ,Texas style.
This neo Spanish Club hacininda is a testament in veneers , Right out of
the Texas neo rich world of golf club architecture these architects are
socking it to the rich like there is no tomorrow
All clad in flat veneers of Alabama ledge rock (sandstone 5” thick) These
stones are laid on end in 18" flats with two inch beds that appear as joints .
None of this stuff could stand a New York winter,and it looks like a patio
floor turned on end .
To give some credit they acid washed certain stones to bring out electric
blues and weird oranges and reds so the whole 11,000 sq ft looks like a
mottled floor ,but floor it is ,in my book anyway .
Arches ,columns ,sills ,headers ” .American concepts of stone construction
is not unlike their diet of fast food , there is little regard in how it is
constructed only that it looks like the real thing.
Im bidding the fireplaces ,neo classical sienna marble ,with herring bone
hearths.(fire brick)
All the rooms are connected by faux groin vaults (plywood with steel mesh
all set in decorative thin light roman sized tile.
The arches of the large dining room are the same ,thin veneers . The only
substantial construction that I can tell are the in ground pools overlooking the
lake.
Yesterday I made a trip out to the house a second time as it is a dirt road
off a dirt road that’s on the last left (dirt road). Half way there There I
ran into a television crew out of Chicago making a movie out over one of the
hills .
I pulled up with my crew laboring behind me in a second truck , and asked
the location manager in my best red neck drawl
“what ...are y’all doing”
As she explained I could see she was a little fearful at being an outsider
from the North and not sure of the sudden invasion of their site by so
many pirates in tank tops sporting tattoos with wrap around sun glasses
riding shotgun as back up.
She seemed like a nice person so I decided to have a little fun with
skittishness
When she had finished her explanation about the movie ;
I deadpanned my gaze at her and set “Y' all need to hurry up and finish
by dinner , because were fixing to burn a cross heah (here) this evening”
Her mouth dropped about ten stories ,and as she turned heel to inform the
director my crew and I all busted up ,laughing and waving as we left
their gathering in a slow roll of dust.
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