Even if you are absolutely, absolutely certain that the wedding cake on
display at the wedding reception is, for some completely unfathomable reason,
FAKE, whatever you do, you must resist AT ALL COSTS the temptation, as you
stupidly say out loud "Hey, this looks fake!", to put your entire hand on one
side.
The reason that this is a good rule is that, just on the 1 in ten-thousand
chance you are a pig-headed idiot and you are wrong, and the cake is real,
your fingers will leave a nasty imprint which, under bright lights of the
groom's father's video camera, will be quite visible for all 210 guests to
see.
Sign me, Just Older, Not Wiser
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