Just to bring everyone up to speed, we party animal Folletts determined 
last night that normal people do possess more than 4 fluid ounces of 
bodily fluids; therefore, they would be allowed to board airplanes, but 
as checked luggage, especially if it's made of pigskin (or footballs).

- Pam AAFOOllett

Gabriel Orgrease wrote:

> The TSA does not want you to know that Osama has financed a black-ops 
> squad of yoga ninjas holed up in some damnable desert cave who are 
> perfecting the art of suicidal spontaneous combustion through mind 
> projection control. They are naked as a jay -- no shoes... don't count 
> the penis gourds -- and when they get to work they can make people 
> around them explode for no apparent reason. Think exploding pumpkins. 
> They are also able to fly around the inside of their dark cave... 
> though in this action they resemble retarded bats or bumping muscle 
> balls. As a result in future we can expect that normal people will not 
> be allowed to board airplanes. Be prepared now for the freedom 
> restriction of the future! If you see naked people flying then speak 
> up. Avoid the urge to explode. The good news is that this mind control 
> does not work on pigs. So if you are traveling we suggest that you put 
> your brain into pig-think mode and audibly oink a lot. Oinking is best 
> practiced in groups and we encourage you to encourage everyone that 
> you travel with to oink. One reason our government has not issued 
> public warnings against spontaneous exploding is that they have not 
> figured out how to tax you for oinking. If you are self-conscious 
> about oinking, or your oinking sounds like a gargle, you can purchase 
> hi-def digital mp3 files of rutting audible actors from the non-profit 
> American Association of Free Oinkers Online (AAFOO) and practice at 
> your own pace in the non-seclusion of your bedroom. Take an oink for 
> victory in the war on terrorism. Compiled with the oversight of a 
> panel of Venezuelan security experts. A great diversion for consenting 
> couples and party groups. Additional sets of recordings, plus 
> mechanical devices designed to enhance your oinking will soon be 
> available at Walmart, Sports Authority and your local Home Depot. No 
> fluids are involved.
>
> ][<
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