On Mar 1, 2004, at 1:39 PM, [log in to unmask] wrote:
> In a message dated 3/1/2004 1:34:30 PM Eastern Standard Time,
> [log in to unmask] writes:
> Did I pass the test? Did you want to pass the test? Well, yes...sort
> of...one of them fun loving liberals though, not one of the serious
> ones. And if so, does it mean I'm a liberal? I don't know. Are you
> a Turtle? No, my tough exterior is mostly an illusion...I'm pretty
> much tender throughout. And SENSITIVE too! Thanks to your guidance!
> (My
> liberal credentials have been under constant threat of revocation
> lately). You are not alone in this. (But don't get too excited, the
> conservatives don't want to have anything to do with me. They find me
> lewd and mischievous.) Better than mewd and lascivious.
>
> I don't see the parallel between gun permits and marriage
> certificates. My point (such as it was) was that these assholes on
> each side are in favor of one but not the other, and I thought we
> might bring the whole world together by giving one from Column B when
> you order from Column A. Or something like that.
> But I do think it would be dangerous to issue them in some sort of a
> buy one get two free arrangement. OK, I won't. I don't know that gun
> and marriage licenses fall into my portfolio in my capacity as Humor
> Czar. I'm not sure who our other officers (besides me as treasurer)
> are, so maybe I'm in charge of them by default. Some things benefit
> from not being
> too easy. I can't think of much of anything that's easy these
> days. Getting married, becoming responsible for children are some of
> them. Killing with a car or a gun is too easy. Got me there. Killing
> should be hard. Depends on who's getting killed, by whom and for what
> reason. Unless you're a real liberal, that is. All in favor of
> continuing to feed Charles Manson, and that asshole in FL who
> kidnapped the little girl, at the public trough, say "aye." Not that
> I'd give medals to the guys who killed Jeffrey Dahmer and that
> fun-loving priest in Massachusetts, though.
> Mr. Liberal
>
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