Actually, I'm originally from the West where we still have gunfights. Jesse
James says "hi."
 
I'm in Philthadelphia at the moment, but planning on returning to the OK
Corral when I get my degree.
 
-Jeremy

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Sent: Saturday, November 15, 2003 2:05 PM
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Subject: Re: Proto-preservationist in protracted purgatory prior to
proctological probes


In a message dated 11/15/2003 11:45:09 AM Eastern Standard Time,
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Any representation from Pennsylvania? Or maybe the West?

-Jeremy

Jeremy,
 
First of all, Pennsylvania is the goddam East.  Second of all, and even more
important, be sure to send your dues to me, in cash, or you're outta here.
Thirdly, if your idea of "the West" is anything closer to New York than New
Mexico, you're another goddam Easterner, and we got enough of them already.
 
Chriftopher probably thinks he's a Westerner since he came to Noo Yawk from
Kansas or some such flatland place when his Grampa became the Man of Steel
in 1964, but as a your Humor Czar and as a native Californian living in
permanent self-imposed exile in Joisey, I'm telling ya he's another goddam
Easterner.  As Bismarck said, "I have seen three emperors naked, and I can
tell you there is no difference."
 
And as for Pennsylvanians,  she's not exactly Fred Waring, but that
particular Commonwealth is already represented (pretty quietly of late) by
our beloved Heidi "The" Ho.  
 
Welcome aboard.  And when your turn in the barrel is over, we'll let you
know.  Heh heh heh.
 
Ralph