* Assam bin Dork*: a humorous and irreverent story about the extinction
of Snow White's 7 dwarfs?

Opium Magazine <http://www.opiummagazine.com/storyorgreasedork.html>

http://www.opiummagazine.com/storyorgreasedork.html

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This is a signature file: "Beaver had invented a 'portable kitchen garden weighing no more than a pound. It was a mica box containing a synthetic earth in which he planted certain fast-growing seeds. Every other day each one of these devices produced a ration of green vegetables sufficient for one-man -- plus a few delicious mushrooms. He had also tried to exploit modern methods of tissue culture. Instead of raising cattle, he said to himself, why not raise beefsteaks directly? But his experiments had not advanced beyond the stage of requiring heavy and fragile equipment that produced a revolting slime, and he gave up the effort. We would do better going without meat." René Daumal, Mount Analogue.