"With the threatened decline in intellectual production in America care
should be exercised in order to avoid the situation in which The
Flatulator Biofeedback Learning System has placed itself, that of an
undiversified feeder for the electro-methane industry. The appearance of
diversity in American education is important to prospective fart
smellers, and the Flatulator Biofeedback Learning System lacks any kind
of diversity that would lead an applicant to believe their colon is
being trained optimally. This lack of diversity, while a profitable
short-term corporate strategy, is not one with which a program concerned
with increasing the knowledge output of our bodies ought to ally itself
to the level of exclusion to only a few sorts of beans as the Flatulator
Biofeedback Learning System has done. The Flatulator Biofeedback
Learning System is, by now, well known for implanting itself in office
suites and building gas collectors around its largest communities and it
has come to be known as the proverbial broomstick up the bunger for the
white collar menial. There needs to be open competition and deregulation
of this expanding industry."

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