----- Original Message ----- 
  From: [log in to unmask] 
  To: [log in to unmask] 
  Sent: Sunday, November 14, 2004 16:24
  Subject: Re: [BP] Nerd Alert


  In a message dated 11/14/2004 12:37:51 PM Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask] writes:
    So you're telling us your former squeeze could find out you're a Polish lesbian anal spandex humor czar?
  Pam,

  Sigh. That would be a misinterpretation which might falsely enhance my reputation.

  She could find that far from being unique in my capacity as humor czar, there are other humor czars, and some of them are dogs, cats, and Polish:
   "... w czat erotyczny leswbijki katja kean na drabinie sex chrcereczka na wycieczce blondi anal nylon sex sprzo kuchnia stol taras ostre humor czar poamatorki ze ..."

  It appears from the above that I misremembered, and hence misquoted, the "spandex" part. But give me credit for remembering that it was one of those synthetic fabrics. Maybe Witold will tell us whether my imaginary lesbian anal spandex is better, or worse, than blondi anal nylon sex with lesbians.  Maybe it's the Polish equivalent.  OR...maybe this is saying that the erotic lesbian Kathy Kean has sex characteristically on a ladder [the Polsih word for "ladder" is drabinie, or somethink like it] in a manner similar to blonde anal nylon sex [which compares  to something involving the?] humor czar's poamatorki.   I take it blonde sex = "Are you sure that's where it's supposed to go?"

  And there's nothing wrong with that, as long as it's in the context of a traditional marriage between a man and a woman.  How can a woman have lesbian sex, with or without a spandex anus?

  Whew.

  Ralph