In a message dated 12/14/04 9:03:00 PM Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask]
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> You won't see me bending over to pick up the soap. Ralph
>
That's good -- always lift with your back. Also, don't use the top step of
a ladder. Wear face guard when operating electric toothbrush. Cape does not
enable child to fly. No user serviceable parts. Dry clean only. Floss may
snap back and cause bodily injury. Don't try this at home. Professional
driver on closed course. Use breathing mask when unrolling paper towels. Fry
donuts with plenty of ventilation. Assume gun is loaded while looking down
barrel.
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