Hi Phil, I have seen this before, and I do love it.
I'mkeeping it.
Thanks a bunch.
Lovingly,
Pat Ferguson
At 02:17 AM 11/17/2007, you wrote:
>Here is one I haven't seen before. A lady here in Denver, with whom I began
>conducting prayer sessions with, emailed this to me.
>
>Phil.
>
>
>
>Subject: Install new program
>
>
> >
> > Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?
> >
> > Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love.
> > Can you guide me through the process?
> >
> > Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
> >
> > Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do
> > I do first?
> >
> > Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your
> > Heart?
> >
> > Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it
> > okay to install Love while they are Running?
> >
> > Tech Support: What programs are running?
> >
> > Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and
> > Resentment running right now.
> >
> > Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from
> > your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory
> > but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually
> > override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High
> > Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and
> > Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed.
> > Can you turn those off?
> >
> > Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
> >
> > Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke
> > Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and
> > Resentment have been completely erased.
> >
> > Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
> >
> > Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.
> > You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the
> > upgrades.
> >
> > Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error -
> > Program not run on external components." What should I do?
> >
> > Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to
> > run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In
> > non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before
> > you can Love others.
> >
> > Customer: So, what should I do?
> >
> > Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following
> > files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your
> > Limitations.
> >
> > Customer: Okay, done.
> >
> > Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system
> > will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty
> > programming Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all
> > directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely
> > gone and never comes back.
> >
> > Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is
> > playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves
> > all over My Heart. Is this normal?
> >
> > Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually
> > everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and
> > running.
> >
> > One more thing before we hang up;, Love is Freeware. Be sure to give
> > it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn
> > share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
> >
> > Customer: Thank you, God
> >
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