Here is one I haven't seen before.  A lady here in Denver, with whom I began
conducting prayer sessions with, emailed this to me.

Phil.



Subject: Install new program


>
> Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?
>
> Customer: Well, after much  consideration, I've decided to install Love.
> Can you guide me through the  process?
>
> Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
>
> Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What  do
> I do first?
>
> Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart.  Have you located your
> Heart?
>
> Customer: Yes, but there are several other  programs running now. Is it
> okay to install Love while they are  Running?
>
> Tech Support: What programs are running?
>
> Customer: Let's  see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and
> Resentment running right  now.
>
> Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from
> your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory
> but  it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually
> override Low  Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High
> Self-Esteem. However, you  have to completely turn off Grudge and
> Resentment. Those programs prevent  Love from being properly installed.
> Can you turn those off?
>
> Customer:  I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
>
> Tech Support:  With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke
> Forgiveness. Do this as many  times as necessary until Grudge and
> Resentment have been completely  erased.
>
> Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that  normal?
>
> Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base  program.
> You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get  the
> upgrades.
>
> Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It  says, "Error -
> Program not run on external components." What should I do?
>
> Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up  to
> run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart.  In
> non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before
> you can Love others.
>
> Customer: So, what should I do?
>
> Tech  Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following
> files:  Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge  your
> Limitations.
>
> Customer: Okay, done.
>
> Tech Support: Now, copy  them to the "My Heart" directory. The system
> will overwrite any conflicting  files and begin patching faulty
> programming Also, you need to delete Verbose  Self-Criticism from all
> directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure  it is completely
> gone and never comes back.
>
> Customer: Got it. Hey! My  heart is filling up with new files. Smile is
> playing on my monitor and Peace  and Contentment are copying themselves
> all over My Heart. Is this  normal?
>
> Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but  eventually
> everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed  and
> running.
>
> One more thing before we hang up;, Love is Freeware. Be  sure to give
> it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in  turn
> share it with others and return some cool modules back to  you.
>
> Customer: Thank you, God
>