I've seen this one before. It was neat.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Phil Scovell" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Saturday, November 17, 2007 2:17 AM
Subject: Fw: Install new program
> Here is one I haven't seen before. A lady here in Denver, with whom I
> began
> conducting prayer sessions with, emailed this to me.
>
> Phil.
>
>
>
> Subject: Install new program
>
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>>
>> Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?
>>
>> Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love.
>> Can you guide me through the process?
>>
>> Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
>>
>> Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do
>> I do first?
>>
>> Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located
>> your
>> Heart?
>>
>> Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it
>> okay to install Love while they are Running?
>>
>> Tech Support: What programs are running?
>>
>> Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and
>> Resentment running right now.
>>
>> Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from
>> your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory
>> but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually
>> override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High
>> Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and
>> Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed.
>> Can you turn those off?
>>
>> Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
>>
>> Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke
>> Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and
>> Resentment have been completely erased.
>>
>> Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that
>> normal?
>>
>> Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.
>> You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the
>> upgrades.
>>
>> Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error -
>> Program not run on external components." What should I do?
>>
>> Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to
>> run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In
>> non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before
>> you can Love others.
>>
>> Customer: So, what should I do?
>>
>> Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following
>> files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your
>> Limitations.
>>
>> Customer: Okay, done.
>>
>> Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system
>> will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty
>> programming Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all
>> directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely
>> gone and never comes back.
>>
>> Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is
>> playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves
>> all over My Heart. Is this normal?
>>
>> Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually
>> everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and
>> running.
>>
>> One more thing before we hang up;, Love is Freeware. Be sure to give
>> it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn
>> share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
>>
>> Customer: Thank you, God
>>
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