That's cute, Brad! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
April's Dave in Ohio
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From: "Brad D" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Monday, June 11, 2007 10:03 PM
Subject: Finding Jesus
A little levity to help the summer heat :)
At a local river a Pentecostal pastor was holding a Sunday morning baptism
service, saying a couple quick words, dipping folks in, submerging them,
pulling them back up and each confirming their faith with some small word
of acknowledgement. A man stumbling home from the previous nights
revelry yet intoxicated happened his way into line. Finally he made his
way up to the front of the line to the preacher. The preacher happy to see
a new face in line, spoke a few quick words, dunked the man under, pulled
him up and said, "Have you found Jesus?" The drunken man a little taken
back said "No sir I haven't". The preacher not sure what to do with the
response, dunked the man under again holding him under a little longer than
the first time , pulled him back up and asked "Have you found Jesus?". The
man a little more swaggered from the experience hiccuped and stammered "No
, ah hiccup no, I haven't". The preacher was getting a bit irritated with
the responses, grabbed the man, dunked him under and held him down for
nearly a full minute, yanked him back up and said "For the love of God
man, have you found Jesus?" The man looked at the preacher and said
"Um , hiccup No. Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
Brad
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