That's cute, Brad! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! April's Dave in Ohio ----- Original Message ----- From: "Brad D" <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Monday, June 11, 2007 10:03 PM Subject: Finding Jesus A little levity to help the summer heat :) At a local river a Pentecostal pastor was holding a Sunday morning baptism service, saying a couple quick words, dipping folks in, submerging them, pulling them back up and each confirming their faith with some small word of acknowledgement. A man stumbling home from the previous nights revelry yet intoxicated happened his way into line. Finally he made his way up to the front of the line to the preacher. The preacher happy to see a new face in line, spoke a few quick words, dunked the man under, pulled him up and said, "Have you found Jesus?" The drunken man a little taken back said "No sir I haven't". The preacher not sure what to do with the response, dunked the man under again holding him under a little longer than the first time , pulled him back up and asked "Have you found Jesus?". The man a little more swaggered from the experience hiccuped and stammered "No , ah hiccup no, I haven't". The preacher was getting a bit irritated with the responses, grabbed the man, dunked him under and held him down for nearly a full minute, yanked him back up and said "For the love of God man, have you found Jesus?" The man looked at the preacher and said "Um , hiccup No. Are you sure this is where he fell in?" Brad