Brad,

YEP, THAT'S ME, BROTHER.  LAST THANKSGIVING, GRETCHEN SAID HER TEETH HURT.
i IMAGINE THEY DO A LOT BECAUSE SHE HAS ROTTED THEM OUT USING SO MUCH METH.
WE JUST GOT A 500 DOLLAR CREDIT SO SHE COULD GO IN AND GET A COUPLE MORE
PULLED BECAUSE WE CANNOT AFFORD, AND SHE DEFINITELY CAN'T AFFORD, TO HAVE
THEM ALL PULLED AND THEN REPLACED THEM WITH DENTURES.  SO, WE'LL GET STUFF
TRYING TO PAY THAT LITTLE BILL OFF NOW, TOO.  I'VE TOLD HER TODAY IT IS TIME
TO LEAVE, BY THE WAY, BUT THINGS MAY YET BE WORKED OUT.  ANYHOW, LAST
THANKSGIVING, SHE AND HER BOY FRIEND STAYED DOWNSTAIRS THE WHOLE TIME AND
DIDN'T EAT WITH THE REST OF THE FAMILY.  THEN THEY SNEAKED UPSTAIRS LATER
AND MADE PLATES FOR THEMSELVES AND SNEAKED BACK DOWNSTAIRS.  ODD, YOUR TEETH
HURT TOO MUCH TO EAT tHANKSGIVING WITH YOUR OWN CHILDREN BUT A COUPLE OF
HOURS LATER, YOU AND YOUR BOY FRIEND CAN FILL UP A PLATE AND EAT IT
DOWNSTAIRS AWAY FROM EVERYBODY.  MAYBE i SHOULD JUST TURN MY ABUSIVE SELF IN
TO THE POLICE.  THEY PROBABLY WOULD LAUGH WHEN i TOLD THEM WHY i HAD COME
IN.

Sorry, I don't know how my caps lock key got turned on for most of this.
PHIL.