On Mon, 8 Nov 2004, Kat wrote:
> I find this offensive because as Americans we have a right to speak our minds
> and not be ridiculed. One thing I have always liked about this list is that
> we discuss poltics with respect for the other's viewpoint. This is not
> respect.
>
> So please don't ridicule those of us who do not agree with you.
>
> Kat
So do we even know who this person is? I haven't see the name before
now.
Gary
>
> On Monday 08 November 2004 08:04 pm, [log in to unmask] wrote:
>> Carnival Cruise
>>
>> We at Carnival Cruise Lines have not forgotten that many entertainers who
>> promised to leave the country four years ago if George W.Bush was elected
>> President are still in the country.
>>
>> With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep
>> their promise now that President Bush has been re-elected!
>>
>> Attention: Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her
>> "wife", Ed Asner, Janneane Garafalo, Whoopi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael
>> Moore, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner(apparently still a "meathead"),
>> Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, and the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times
>> and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and
>> report to Florida
>> for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation,"
>> which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in
>> Afghanistan.
>>
>> You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq or some similar sunny
>> location.
>>
>> The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell
>> Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties
>> prior to your cruise.
>>
>> Please pack for an extended stay... at least FOUR MORE YEARS.
>>
>> Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
>>
>> Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, John Edwards as cruise
>> director, and Gray Davis, as Purser (the guy in charge of managing the
>> money). "Teh-RAY-sah" Heinz Kerry hopefully will be shoved somewhere below
>> decks away from the media.
>>
>> Monica Lewinsky will be the "Cigar and Cigarette
>> Girl". Entertainment will be provided by the Dixie Chicks and Bruce
>> Springsteen, and movies will be shown each evening by Michael Moore.
>>
>> John Kerry will be our Life Guard based on his past experience of pulling
>> people out of the water. He is also in charge of games and has eliminated
>> "shuffleboard" in favor of his new game he calls "waffleboard". Be sure to
>> pack your flip flops as you will need them while playing.
>>
>> Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and back-up Life Guard. He only
>> qualifies as back-up Life Guard since his experience in rescuing people
>> from drowning has not been too successful.
>>
>> Revs. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will provide
>> inspirational services, and Al Franken will give
>> inspirational talks each afternoon.
>>
>> If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends
>> and loved ones, please contact Senator Hillary Clinton. Her "village" can
>> raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your
>> money and your furnishings until you return.
>>
>> "Bon Voyage!"
>>
>>> late breaking story: john kerry put in for another purple heart for the
>>> ass kicking he took last week in the election. the electoral college will
>>> be issuing this one.
>>
>> Happiness comes through doors you
>> didn't even know you left open.
>
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