An old Doctor named Henry Tyson had owned a large farm in Michigan for
several years. He had a large pond in the back forty, had it fixed up nice;
picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was fixed
for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old Doctor decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of
young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of
the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"
The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or
make you get out of the pond, I only came to feed my alligators."

Old age & treachery will triumph over youth & skill