Dear Karen, I like this. it is funny. I agree all the dipsitcks are in
Washington D.C. Lynn

"Karen K. Perlow" wrote:

> I know not everyone is in the USA, but I thought we could all use a
> laugh...Karen
>
> Higher gasoline prices caused by the shortage of oil. The less oil
> > >we have, the higher the price at the pump. There are a lot of folks
> > >that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.  Well,
> > >here's the answer: It's simple... nobody bothered to check the oil.
> > >We didn't know we were getting low!  The reason for that is
> > >obviously geographical, all the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma, and
> > >all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.!!!
> > >