"Kyle E. Cleveland" <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> Oh Deri, the randy little lines that have popped into my mind
> over this story...
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Deri James [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Monday, February 07, 2000 6:53 PM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Mums and dress sense
>
> Isn't it amazing what Mothers think is suitable wearing apparel
> for their kids. I remember my Mum knitted me a pair of swimming
> trunks out of light blue nylon cord when I was 13.
>
> Executed perfect sine wave dive off the edge of the school pool
> and left those suckers at zero potential!!!
>
> Cheers
>
> --
> Deri James
>
>
To some this tale may seem tawdry
Or even a little bit bawdy
   To reveal to the masses
   that which he lacketh!
I assure you his cheeks were quite gaudy.

--
Deri James