> 1. You don't have to make excuses for a hang-over or being
> "jumpy".
> 2. You're making love and you shout, "Startle me, Baby!"
> 3. You never have to worry with bottles of liquid which reads,
> "Shake before using."
> 4. You can always do a great Foster Brooks or Frank Fontaine
> impersonation.
> 5. People always remark, "Wow! You sound just like Helen
> Keller"
>
6. CP means never having to say "Antidisestablishmentarianism",
or at least not finishing it.
> Bobby
>
>
Cheers,
--
Deri James