In a message dated 2/3/99 5:06:28 AM Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask] writes: > Send samples! Dear BP Fool, I think the way these smart toilets work is that they take the samples and send them on directly without human intervention. A BS autoresponder? You can expect a load any day now, and be sure it will be properly addressed, unlike your grapefruits. I understand these johns are popular in Japan for the nuevo- riche and are often combined with a high gas flame. So making direct requests to the dealer for samples is about as fruitloops as trying to get off on an e- mail list. Shaman