In a message dated 2/3/99 5:06:28 AM Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask]
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> Send samples!

Dear BP Fool,

I think the way these smart toilets work is that they take the samples and
send them on directly without human intervention. A BS autoresponder? You can
expect a load any day now, and be sure it will be properly addressed, unlike
your grapefruits. I understand these johns are popular in Japan for the nuevo-
riche and are often combined with a high gas flame. So making direct requests
to the dealer for samples is about as fruitloops as trying to get off on an e-
mail list.

Shaman