And historic dirt (aka patina).  Isn't Mr. Gray the founder and
president of the Society for the Preservation of Historic Patinas or the
League of Historic Patinists or something like that?  Has he neglected
his cause?

Pam Blythe wrote:

> You should have included gum from the sidewalk in there, somewhere.
>
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> urine from the carpet
> paint from the brick
> rust stain from the whatever
> name from the list
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