>You might enjoy the url below. I couldn't stop laughing myself...
>
>http://www.village.org/bvra/Welcome.html

Yup, it's a hoot.   :^D

Here are my favorite bits:
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Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important
occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to
plants? "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel."
-- Seinfeld

"All we are saying, is give peas a chance!"
-- Darragh Nagle

"If animals weren't meant to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat?"
-- bumpersticker

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
-- Mark Twain