>You might enjoy the url below. I couldn't stop laughing myself... > >http://www.village.org/bvra/Welcome.html Yup, it's a hoot. :^D Here are my favorite bits: ===================================================== Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel." -- Seinfeld "All we are saying, is give peas a chance!" -- Darragh Nagle "If animals weren't meant to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat?" -- bumpersticker Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain