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The President can't be gluten intolerant or have a serious wheat
allergy!

Here's why --

Did you see the debates?  He didn't have to run to the potty!
Did you hear about the inaugural ball?  He could stay up past 9!
Did you hear that he jogs?  He isn't tired and doesn't have
neuropathies.

Just a little humor from someone who lives "inside the beltway."

Sally, Arlington (Washington, DC suburb)