Thanks Saiks. Glad you like the piece. Been very busy with school work but it's summer break now. Best regards, Baba On Wed, Jun 3, 2015 at 1:49 PM, samateh saikou <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > Baba, i miss u a lot,you are great > > ------------------------------ > Date: Wed, 3 Jun 2015 13:18:37 -0500 > From: [log in to unmask] > Subject: John Yohomal Revisited - Part I > To: [log in to unmask] > > > *John Yohomal Revisited – Part 1* > > By Baba Galleh Jallow > > Bla bla bla bla bla. My name is John Yohomal and I am a great man. They > also call me Never Die and Rule Forever. In fact I can say that I am the > greatest man in the world with lots of punk and money and power and all the > good things in life. I am the head of state and commander chief of the > armed forces of the great Republic of No-Talk. My mind tells me that I am > immortal, but I have to wait till the day I fail to die to verify this > point. So this is just by way of introduction, so to say. > > Some of you talk about opposition, opposition! Or you start talking about > so called human rights, human rights. What do you mean human rights, human > rights, ha? There is no human rights and there is no opposition in this > world and whoever talks to me about human rights and opposition will never > see the light of day. If you want to be treated like a human being, I will > treat you like a human being. If you want to be treated like a donkey, I > will treat you like a donkey. There are many ways to kill a cat and the > best way is to just kill it with much ado about nothing. > > Sometime ago I decided that I was never going to talk about this so-called > human rights or donkey opposition again. But over the past few weeks I have > heard so much nonsense being said about me not respecting human rights or > opposition. Well let me tell you that I don’t give a damn about any stupid > human rights or donkey opposition! I don’t want to ever hear about it ever > again in this country. Let me tell you what I think about all this stupid > noise. When I decided not to attend a conference in another country, people > opened their big donkey mouths and started shouted that John Yohomal is > afraid, John Yohomal this, John Yohomal that. Let me tell you something: > John Yohomal is not afraid of anyone or anything in this world! And if you > think I am joking, come here and show me that you are brave. Belay, belay, > belay you will never see the light of day again! You will die like a hungry > dog that has lost its tail! > > If you say I am afraid to go to a so-called conference, then why are you > afraid to come to my conference? Some of you say that I ran off into my > palace when I heard that some men were coming to get me. You even say that > I forgot my shoes when I ran away. Were you there and did you see me > running? If not, why do you go about telling such stinking lies and saying > that John Yohomal is afraid? If people come to this country and try to put > me down, they must be ready to face the music of their own drums. If you > think you can be used by the West to come and destroy me, then you are the > biggest fool in the world because neither you nor the so-called West can > destroy John Yohomal. And both you and the West can go to hell because I > don’t care what anybody says and I’m not afraid of anybody. The so-called > West came here and enslaved us and colonized us for 1000 years. I will > never allow them to come back here and colonize us ever again for a billion > years! In fact I will be in power until the year 20 million and 20 and no > one can do a damn thing about it! Not even time itself! If you think you > can joke with John Yohomal then you are a fool and a donkey! > > Some of you open your big mouths and talk about things you don’t > understand. Do you know how the West got involved in Africa or why they got > involved in Africa? If you say you don’t know then I will tell you that you > are the biggest fool on earth. The West came here and carried our people > into slavery. Then they came back and colonized us for a thousand years and > said they were trying to civilize us. And when took up our guns and risked > pour lives and drove them out of Africa, they now come back and try to tell > us about so-called human rights and so-called rule of law. But if you go to > their own countries there is no human rights and no rule of so-called law. > Do you know what human rights stand for? Well let me tell you. The ‘H’ > stands for Hoodwink – You all know what hoodwink is, to blindfold people! > The ‘U’ stands for the Universe! ‘M’ stands for Manipulate! ‘A’ stands for > Africa, and ‘N’ stands for African Nations! They hoodwink the universe, > manipulate the African nations! When they hoodwink the universe, manipulate > African nations, the ‘R’ stands for – to rip you off, they rip you off of > your gold. After hoodwinking the universe and manipulating African nations, > they rip you off of ideals, so that Africans will have no ideals but will > follow their exported ideology that is meant to create wars in Africa, > famine and starvation. We will never accept that! They turn some > Africans into stooges so that they can always continue to manipulate us. I > John Yohomal, I am saying that I will die but I will never let them suck > our blood again! They can all go to hell or I will teach their so-called > European Union a lesson they will never forget till the end of time. If > they dare to touch a single hair of my people, they will regret that they > were ever born into this world! > > Tell me any country where there is so-called human rights and people are > not executed – tell me! In most of the so-called western types of human > rights, those who uphold the so-called principle of Democracy – When you go > to their jails, Africans form the majority of all the inmates. They kill > Africans in the street every day and call them dogs. And then they come > here and try to tell be about so-called human rights. What types of rights > are they talking about? If they tell me about human rights I will tell them > about donkey rights because they also have to respect that. I will never > accept it! > > And now when some of the so-called African leaders who are stooges of the > West refuse to sign laws meant to discipline the media and throw into jail > all the so-called opposition donkeys, you all jump up and sing their > praises. And you say John Yohomal should be ashamed of himself because he > has closed down some media houses and has jailed some journalists. And you > take these Western stories and you send them to the so-called Internet and > you talk about so-called skeletons in cupboards. If you are brave, why do > you talk about skeletons and cupboards? Why don’t you come here and try to > tell me those kinds of things? I am not saying that other so-called African > leaders will not do what they like in their own countries, but as long as > this country is mine, no so-called media or journalist or donkey opposition > will be allowed to cause trouble here. If you so-called journalists are > interested in skeletons, you can go to the graveyard and dig them up. You > have plenty of skeletons there. But you cannot come here and tell me about > skeletons or try to tell me what to do. If you think I am playing, come. > Belay, belay, belay, you will then know that John Yohomal does not joke. > It’s a mad day. > > > ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ To > unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L Web > interface at: http://listserv.icors.org/archives/gambia-l.html To Search > in the Gambia-L archives, go to: > http://listserv.icors.org/SCRIPTS/WA-ICORS.EXE?S1=gambia-l To contact the > List Management, please send an e-mail to: > [log in to unmask] > ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ > ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ To > unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L Web > interface at: http://listserv.icors.org/archives/gambia-l.html > > To Search in the Gambia-L archives, go to: > http://listserv.icors.org/SCRIPTS/WA-ICORS.EXE?S1=gambia-l To contact the > List Management, please send an e-mail to: > [log in to unmask] > ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ > ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L Web interface at: http://listserv.icors.org/archives/gambia-l.html To Search in the Gambia-L archives, go to: http://listserv.icors.org/SCRIPTS/WA-ICORS.EXE?S1=gambia-l To contact the List Management, please send an e-mail to: [log in to unmask] ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤