Whatever, has happened to that Gambian spirit? How did we come this low?
Can someone reach out to Mr. Sarr. For this sake of the next generation
of Gambians.

Malanding Jaiteh


  Who Is Pa Nderry Mbye of Niamina Touba Mouride? part 2

12/12/2014 11:00:00By Samsudeen Sarr
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*(On behalf of APRC supporters in the USA)*

Well readers, we are back with our series to expose the parasite and
pathological liar Pa Nderry Mbye of Niamina Touba Mouride. Just bear
with us for disappointing you with our failure to share the good stuff
we had mentioned before about the hushed-up shoplifting escapade still
swept under the rugs at Nderry's house. Backed with an authentic police
mug shot of the culprit, we have decided to save the scoop for another
day in our information reservoir, tagged as “The Best for the Last
Arsenals.” Yes, this is an all-out confrontation with Pa Nderry Mbye
aimed at putting our feet on the breaks that will not only stop his
relentless lying to his listeners from the comfort of his living room he
calls his radio-broadcasting studio, but most important of all to urge
him to get his fat-lazy butt out of that cocoon and get a real job so as
to at least pay back his government-student loan. We are not retards to
buy his latest hoodwinking excuse that he had not, despite his
long-unemployment history in the country ever filed unemployment
benefits as if that was the ultimate exonerating evidence necessary not
to view him as the classic deadweight to America's economic prosperity.
By holding on that weak narrative, the leech has merely confirmed to his
followers that he was either  fired from his work or quit without
justifiable reasons. For Christ's sake, we all know that America does
not pay unemployment benefits to delinquents and quitters unless he
wants to shamelessly bombard us with other non-existing explanations,
harnessed from his “Fanafana School of Swindling”. And trust us, he
could come up with a silly one as baffling as that of the sad story he
futilely tried to peddle a few weeks ago that The Gambia was identified
as another Ebola-infected country in the sub-region of West Africa. It
was after all another damning exposure of his ignorance of the global
protocol and scientific monitoring mechanism constituted by the
World-Health Organisation to gather the correct data surrounding the
epidemic. What a piece of God's work in this character!

You see, President Obama just passed an Immigration-executive bill to
help the hard-working illegal aliens and their families in the country,
estimated to be around five million people which many people find
relatively weak in contrast to that of Ronald Reagan's in 1986. It is
feared that he could not go far because of how it was abused by the
crooks and their associates.  Besides, the Republicans whose hero
Reagan, passed it with a more definitive and comprehensive statute that
was unanimously supported are vowing to repeal Obama's bill with every
power at their disposal. Predictably, cases like that of the naturalised
parasites deliberately predisposed on milking the economy out of sheer
  crookedness and laziness - Pa Nderry Mbai and company - could serve
them as compelling arguments in the senate and congress. Fancy the
effectiveness of an American lawmaker on the congressional podium armed
with the dossier of Pa Nderry Mbye, arguing the hypothetical points to
rescind the Obama legislature as follows:

1.This man came to this country from The Gambia with the false claim
that he was a political dissident from that country, when in reality he
was nothing but a hospital watchman with no affiliation to any political
party or organisation.

2.Together with members of his family, we legalised his presence here,
allowed him to enjoy all the benefits of our welfare and
education-assistance programme until he was considered strong enough to
stand on his own and help the country that helped him.

3.But instead of fulfilling what was and still is expected of all good
Americans particularly the naturalised ones like him, this man, young
and healthy, has declined to seek employment even when jobs in the
country are now at their highest rate of availability in the
post-recession era. The last time we checked, employment opportunities
in his State of North Carolina are in their healthiest quotient. For
instance Walmart is offering jobs in all departments especially in their
auto workshop for non-skilled workers like this slob who could be
changing oil, replacing tires, fenders and mufflers for cars, deemed far
more productive than everything he is doing now as The Gambia's Che
Guevara.

4.He continues to exploit the welfare system, refuses to pay back his
student loan and opened up an internet-radio station in his living room
in North Carolina fleecing his listener into financially supporting his
bad habits that the IRS doesn't have a clue about its existence.

5.And he looks very fat and sloppy, obviously from sitting in one place
from dawn to dusk yapping about whatever crosses his mind which are
mostly assassinating the characters of his former country men, women and
families in the name of fighting for Gambia's political freedom. What a
regret to call him an American citizen.

6.He calls his underground radio hobby a private business-of course not
registered anywhere- and opened up a PayPal account literally begging
for money on a daily basis. And I hope sooner rather than later, the IRS
and the INS will form a task force for the exclusive investigation and
possible shut down of such racketeers in the country even if means
throwing them out of the USA (applause from the floor). It is
unfortunate that there are some gullible people who believe in what he
tells them and continue to throw their hard-earned money to overfeed
this rogue.

7.If my fellow law makers have any doubts about liabilities like this
useless Pa Nderry Mbye, I strongly suggest that we subpoena before this
platform men like Samsudeen Sarr living in Newark, New Jersey for more
evidence about this man better suited with the name “Yusupha Useless”.
  Thank you all (another round of applause).

Anyhow as we all know, we are now coming to that exciting moment in
December when every hard-working person in this country is looking
forward to receiving his or her W2 form for filing federal and state
taxes. Those in private businesses with federal tax codes should also be
looking into regularising their earnings as well. Since he will not as
customary be having any W2 form, we will be thrilled if Yusupha Useless
aka Pa Nderry Mbye will, with his shameless confidence come to his radio
and explain to America as an “American in business” what he usually do
for the federal and state governments during this period. We will not
mind volunteering to conduct an interview with him on such topic in his
so-called “Leeral” Sunday show for free of charge. There are various
topics to cover including the relevance of the certificates he acquired
from on-line colleges and refused to pay back his tuition loans.

As usual, he is at it again this time focusing on assassinating the
character of Benjamin Wilson, a fine security officer in The Gambia
recently appointed as the Inspector General of Police in the country.
And what is his beef with the new police boss? His womanising habits as
if that is the sole barometer of measuring a person's credibility or
ability to execute his duties. With perhaps limited knowledge of history
about great people being fond of nice-looking women, Yusupha Useless
needs to take a moment and read about the American Historian Robert P
Watson who conducted a comprehensive research about the sexual lives of
US presidents from Thomas Jefferson to Bill Clinton.  John F Kennedy
alone was reported to have slept with scores of women including Marilyn
Monroe, the legendary Hollywood goddess. His biographer described him as
a “compulsive womaniser” and his close friend Senator George Smatters
once said: “Jack likes girls……he was a great chaser”. Did that mean he
was a bad leader? Absolutely not. In fact all of them are now rated as
the best presidents America ever had.

Lyndon Johnson, Calvin Coolidge, John Tyler, Warren Harding and Andrew
Johnson were all great American presidents reputed for constantly
chasing and fraternising with beautiful women.  But by listening to Pa
Nderry Mbye vilifying people for their private sexual lives or their
passion to befriend women for who they are, one is at time inclined to
believe that a man is created for only one woman and anything out of
that restriction is both ungodly and unacceptable human standard.

Great people throughout history spiritual or terrestrial are attracted
to women and children, actually attributable to their personalities that
until we started politicising the natural phenomenon didn't mean
anything bad in the eyes of the world. We don't know about others but if
there were two choices for men to choose from, (1) whether to take the
hard road of honestly fighting and struggling for success until one is
finally rewarded with power and wealth surrounded by beautiful women or
(2) the alternative of one living a miserable life of lying and
swindling one's way in this world with the final reward of being a broke
watchman in the company of one woman subjected to more abuse than love.
Well, I don't know about you, but we will join that long line of the
number one winners and totally avoid the other for the likes of Yusupha
Useless the failures.

We cannot conclude without reiterating our appeal to all dissidents in
the USA in particular to start ignoring the intimidating messages of Pa
Nderry Mbye and his gang of losers and start working on reconciling with
President Jammeh and his APRC government who is doing a tremendous job
in The Gambia. The new struggle should be to reach out for peace and
understanding devoid of insults, character assassination and unnecessary
confrontations. After twenty years of achieving nothing from doing the
same thing, we believe changing one's direction or method is the least
good one should consider doing for one's sanity.

In the meantime however, the battle continues in this never ending
series until the clown leaves his foxhole and find a real job other than
trying to wreck the American economy. And to everyone out there, please,
please, please stop the fish-money provision for Yusupha Useless. We
will be back!

Samsudeen Sarr, a published author was a former commander of the Gambia
National Army. He now lives and works in Newark, New Jersey.




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