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Oh Darbo..I have to wait for those divorce papers huh?
So, what did we decide on for your life insurance policy again? Remind me H on the number of 0000000000000's and I won't wait for squat.
Seriously though, did you get after the simple tasks I left on the refrigerator for you?
1. Pay the phone, cable, internet bill
2. Pay the cell phone bill
3. Pay the garbage bill
4. Tomorrow is garbage day; take out the trash
5. Replace all light bulbs that are burnt out (you know I can't do it due to the manicure you just paid for.
6. Sweep out the front and back pathways (you know I can't do it due to the pedicure you just paid for).
7. Hang out the clothes on the close line (you know I can't do it since I just spent your future savings at the salon and I don't want to ruin the beehive).
8. Fung shui the living room
9. Buy groceries (No beer is NOT on the list for you.)
9a. Haruna Darbo or Haruna Sukuna (I like the Sukuna better..change it!)
10. Pay the chiropractic bill (I am so sorry I pulled the football away as you were running full speed to kick it -I didn't know a human's back could distort like that. Normally you know how we both enjoy my practical jokes ).
11. Mow the lawn-with a scissors
12. Walk the dog
13. Trim the dogs nails (while you are at it, trim those nose hairs please-I get dizzy watching them swirl around when its windy)
14. Take the dog to the vet to be neutered (don't you dare take him into the garage cheapo and try to do it yourself and don't fret, you are scheduled for the same procedure next week).
15. Comfort the dog. He'll return the favor next week.
16. Cook dinner (you know I can't since I just had a facial that you paid for).
17. Talk to the weeping Japanese maple tree-you made it sad again.
18. Confirm the neighbor has discontinued throwing her dog poop at the end of her
fence. I didn't like her answer when she said, "I didn't realize it was going on your lawn".
19. Are you craving maple nut ice cream? Okay, run and go get us some.
20. Can we discuss your salary? What's mine is mine but, what is yours is 3/4's mine with a bonus.
22. Interpret the movie Delicatessen. I hate to read the subtitles.
23. I am thinking we need a new door. The one I like is in Tuvalu so if you would not terribly mind, can you go pick it up for us?
24. Call my sister Pickles. I know, I know Pickles has the gift of gab. Just start your foot on fire and she will allow you to get off the horn for that reason.
I know your neurotic, never sleep, workaholic tendencies would love a longer list but, I am afraid to keep typing due to the finger massage you paid dearly for. Hate to cramp the fingers.
Chris
From: Haruna Darbo <[log in to unmask]>
Subject: Re: [G_L] Re.: Fwd: [G_L] I am having a Jill Scott week
To: [log in to unmask]
Date: Tuesday, August 30, 2011, 9:51 AM
Ramadan or no Ramadan!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Men, Sukuro, if you don't comot from here I go blindfold you. I do like your puttin' brakes on my Cassa-friggin-Nova Prince. He won't get it though. Watch him double up on the courtship. It is you he's aimin' at. Not Jill Scott. What're you talking about??????????? I love you people.
Haruna. Tell him you're already taken. And unless you're served with my divorce papers, you're not available to any knucklehead.
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Subject: Re: [G_L] Re.: Fwd: [G_L] I am having a Jill Scott week
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Glad you enjoyed the video Prince. I can't say I much enjoyed your comment on Jill Scott's physical appearance-Ramadan or no Ramadan. Talent comes in all shapes and sizes (looks) and I just appreciate the fact that we have such artists amongst us with such extraordinary abilities.
Thanks,
Chris
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Subject: [G_L] Re.: Fwd: [G_L] I am having a Jill Scott week
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Date: Sunday, August 28, 2011, 2:05 PM
Oh Halima,
Thanks. May the God you believe in bless you. I do not know you but from the type of music you have been sharing and forwarding all the while, I can attest that we share a common taste for quality music. I do not know if you are male or female as I cannot detect from your neutral sounding name.
Jill Scott is not just one of my favourites, she is also a quality lady with good meat on her body. Though age and child bearing are leaving their marks on her, she is still tantalizing.... Oops, it is Ramadan and no time for bad boy vocabulary. Sorry!
Luckily, my favourite Pan European Arts and Cultural TV, ARTE ( www.arte.tv) has been running the "LADIES No.1 DETECTIVE AGENCY", a TV-series shot in Botswana with Jill Scott as lead character. Since it started, I never missed an episode as I suspend everything just to watch it every
Thursday. I am addicted to it just like the high quality "BREAKING BAD" TV series(my best TV content from USA of the last decade).
I had a very rough week as some jealous folks in the Pan African film industry tried to smear my image out of envy. I called my mother to get some consolation, spoke with family and friends and, some of my quality ladies emailed to console me.
This Sunday I could not watch my "Fareed Zakaria GPS" show to free my brain as the East Coast hurricane report took over the slot.
Being the Lucky Prince, God made you Halima Sukuna share with me a quality music video from a quality artiste, Jill Scott, to toss me up and "re-boot" me.
I will not buy Jill's new album. I would love to cast her for a movie role in due course.
THANKS A ZILLION TIME AND ENJOY YOUR WEEK.
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HSH Prince Bubacarr A. Sankanu
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Betreff: [G_L] I am having a Jill Scott week
I just had to share this video of Jill Scott. I don't know how others do it (absorb music) but, I pull in a certain artist and listen non-stop to only their music sometimes for a week, sometimes for a month...just depends. It's like eating the same meal every day but, sometimes when you have something so filling; it's all you want. She's got a new album out but, this is one of my all time favorites.......
Chris
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1I6Tmm2V2A
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