Ndokeh if I didn't have religion I'd say you're a bit upset with your kotokeh. Be that as it may, I will share ideas with you on your current rant. Bantanbilly.

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-----Original Message-----  From: Pancmbai Mbai <[log in to unmask]>  To: GAMBIA-L <[log in to unmask]>  Sent: Sun, Jul 10, 2011 12:14 am  Subject: Re: [G_L] I share this "news" from Freedomnewspaper with you. Is it just me or does this look
Ron: Here you come again with your mindless rambling.] Nderry.

Aha. I'm listening.

[I thought you are a rational dude,] Nderry.

Now what gave you that impression? If I were a rational dude, would Ndokeh be able to recognize my sobriety?

[but you are not.] Nderry.

Well there you go. Now you know. For whatever rational means to you or is worth for your own development. You have to admit that if I am rational and it does not add value to you somehow, you will not be able to discern my sobriety. The synthesis of my sobriety by you, is intricately related to your ad-valorem. You don't believe me do you?

[It appears you cannot withstand an honest counseling.] Nderry.

OK. I gave you honest counsel but you did not as much acknowledge it much less thank me for it. You want to counsel me but you don't think I should counsel you. Now who among Ndokeh and kotokeh cannot withstand counsel?????? Au-gratis?????

[You are all over your favorite zone called ELLEN--spewing "Yada Yada" without no coherence in your rather unstable missing mind.] Nderry.

You're very funny Ndokeh when you wanna be. That's exactly why I love you so much.

[You need help Nakebba.] Nderry.

Ok. I want you to help me then. Will you????

[I  do not need a fellow "dude" calling me handsome.  I received numerous compliments from the opposite sex- talking about my elegance .  I do not need one from a "dude" call Ron. Be a real man, and behave as one.  Extend such appeasements to other gender(s).] Nderry.

Real men do not have complexes of your type Ndokeh. Don't be afraid of your sexuality being weakened when your fellow complements you. The fact that you placed (s) in parentheses after gender tells me you are inclined to believe there may be other genders than male and female. Until the space shuttle comes back, I will give you the opportunity to get rid of the (s). You see how Allahu Ta'Aalaa has a sense of humor don't you? I said you were funny. That was an understatement. Besides you control what compliments others give you. Instead of acting lovely, you could act mean like me. Ndokeh there's method to the apparent madness. Trust me.

[In an African context, it's morally okay to extend such compliments to your fellow male gender, but mind you, you are living in a different multicultural settings. I do not need to bore you with lectures about civility.  You need to learn about the Ps and Qs of any given society. Don't get me wrong.  I'm still a typical African.] Nderry.

Ndokeh, whether you live in Africa or Asia, you control what compliments others give you. Right now I love you because you have been lovely. You have shown nothing but love toward your kotokeh. Now if you're mean to me, you know I'll not tell you I love you. I'll whoop your behind instead. And don't think I can't do it. And which African discussed the morality of compliments with you??? I want an interview with him. No not on Freedom. Ellen.

[That said, Ron, you need to grow up and stop the bullshit.] Nderry.

What bullshit???? You like that word bullshit. Just like Venkatesh of Laye's video. It would help if you tell me which bullshit you're talking about. Ndokeh when you're trying to help someone recover from an illness, you should identify his/her disease to him de-minimis even if you can't provide a cure or elixir.

[I hate to call you out my Kotokay, but I can't help it.] Nderry.

Hangh!!!!!! I don't get it. Calling me out???????? For what?? Ranting or bullshitting???? This is not Nderry of Freedomnewspaper. What're you on Ndokeh?????????

[Bring some degree of maturity in your ELLEN presentations.] Nderry.

And why do you care?

[In your own delusional mind you think that you are running the game here at ELLEN.] Nderry.

Well, if I think I'm running the game here at Ellen when in fact I'm not running the game, you will agree with me I'm only fooling myself. FYI, Laye runs the game here at Ellen. Perhaps you didn't know that. Ask Laye if Haruna runs anything at Ellen. I said I was the Big Bad Dog of Ellen, the Duke of McCarthy Square. At Bungkiling Upon Konkoh. Fair and Balance. I didn't say was running anything. You must be thinking of running Ellen too Ndokeh. Is Freedomnewspaper not enough for you??

[That's a sign of mental illness.] Nderry.

I agree.

[Never feel that you are superior to others.] Nderry.

I am not. If I feel that, I will be adding to my already insurmountable burdens. Do you feel you're superior to others???????? Or do you long to be superior to others Ndokeh. It is a wild goose chase if I can give you some brotherly advice.

[Be humble, and respectful to all.] Nderry.

Yeah whatever. You can't tell humility and respect if your life depended on it Ndokeh. Remember you're speaking here with your Kotokeh. Me. Haruna. The Duke of McCarthy Square.

[You shout a lot at ELLEN.] Nderry.

Did it ever occur to you that maybe you're hard of hearing and you need to check your ears??? When was the last time you cleaned your ears??? Besides Ellen is not like Freedomradio. I can shout all I want on Elen and no-one but myself will hear me. Or do you mean Shout in terms of my profuse presence here? If that is what you mean, you can solve that by taking me away to Freedomradio or Freedomnewspaper. Why would my, if inordinate presence at Ellen be of concern to you Ndokeh. I'm just curious. You're at Freedomradio virtually every day. And for more hours each day you're there than I am here at Ellen. Did you ever consider that??? I guess not. Quit running your mouth about nothing.

[I would recommend that you go for mental evaluation. No disrespect intended here.....] Nderry.

Reminds me of the mental patient thinking he's the only sane guest in the ward. Why don't you help me out since you've already diagnosed me.
 
[On a final note, I wish you good luck on your Ellen endeavors.] Nderry.

Thank you men. Really. See what I mean about you being nice when you wanna be???? I think you sell yourself too short shorty. And don't tell me you're trying to be humble Ndokeh. Just say Thank you when someone complements you. No need to complicate it so.

[How would life be for Ron without Ellen?] Nderry.

Again, I charge $200/letter when I have to answer research questions. To be paid upfront. Everything down. No monthly payments. No finance charges. That Venkatator is not well.

[You must be grateful to Joe-Joe, and other folks you constantly harass daily here.] Nderry.

Indeed I am and Joe-Joe knows how much I appreciate his company here when he has the time. Same goes for BDK, and I forget who else. But you I don't harass. You thrive on harassing folk under the cover of journalism. Fair and balance. And you don't even thank those you harass for the privilege.

[They should file harassment charges against Ron.] Nderry.

See how funny you can be. I swear Ndokeh sometimes you mistake sarcasm for harassment. And from a clown like yourself, I always take it as a complement when you tell me I'm not humble or that I harass folk, or that I shout at Ellen, or that I'm too present at Ellen, or that I threaten some idiot's job, or that I cannot withstand I forget what it was, oh criticism or other opinions. You my friend are not well. I welcome charges of harassment from the vraies harassers. You should be the last person to advice litigation for harassment anywhere in the world Ndokeh. I'm sure you understand what I'm talking about. Remember whenever you're sued for slander, libel, harassment, or other crime, I'm always behind you. So I don't think you should clamour for suits against your Kotokeh. I forgive you for the moral shortcoming.

[You are gradually becoming a lose canon at ELLEN.] Nderry.

So get outta the friggin way before I run into yew. How're you gonna stand there and try to stop a LOOSE canon Ndokeh?????

[You counters sound minded contributors without reason.] Nderry.

You damned right. What're you gonna do about it?? I think you should worry about your crimes at Freedomnewspaper and let me worry about my crimes at Ellen. Deal????????? Deal.

[No wonder,  that's why in Ron's own world he thinks that he is widely feared by folks at  ELLEN.] Nderry.

Ron thinks he's widely feared by folk at Ellen??????????? Only idiots would fear Ron Ndokeh. Just like only idiots would fear Nderry. Don't you get it men??? My aim is not to make folk afraid of me. You know why??? Its because neither you nor I have any control over the fear faculties of men and women. Some of whom are bigger and better than the two of us combined. You worry about the wrong thing. All the time.

[There is a  new Sheriff in town. You better get that....  What's wrong with this dude?????] Nderry.

And who's this new Sherriff if I might ask?? I'm sure you don't mean Sherriff Rango. Come to think of it you do look like him. Sherriff Rango. Ndokeh, if you haven't taken the kids to see Sherriff Rango, you don't even know what you're missing. I recommend it. Don't ask what's wrong with me. What's wrong with you?????? That's the real question. Whaddoyou mean what's wrong with me?

[Visit the strip clubs in hotlanta to get a life....] Nderry.

Is that what life means to you??????? Going to stripclubs??????? Forget I asked you for mental help. That's the problem with you people from the bush. As soon as you see lights in the city you think they're there just for you. Instead of going to stripclubs, I recommend you call the striptease to come dance in your office. Why waste the time and gas going to the club when you can bring the club to you?????????????????? Duhhhhhhhhhh! That's what I would do if I need the services of a striptease. And don't tell me yu can't afford to bring the club to your home. You can fool some of the people here but Ndokeh you know I'm your kotokeh. OK.

[Perhaps, you lack company in Georgia... How about that Kotokay?] Nderry.

Perhaps. You got a point there. But do you think the stripclub is the place to obtain quality company?????????? You're liable to feel lonelier when you leave the club than when you first went in. Trust me Ndokeh. I know you're thinking about it so just let me know and I will recommend some gentleman's clubs for you in Raleigh. Remember I spent part of my college days in Carolina. As both a Catamount and a WolfPack. Word!!!!!!!!!!!! I have outgrown those greek indiscretions now. I used to belong to the fraternity called Sigma Phi Sigma. That was an honor fraternity of Physics students. But I snuck out from time to time to survey the decadence and abandon of home sweet home. Carolina.
 
I love you Ndokeh. Seriously.
Haruna. The Big Dog of Ellen. I think you should worry about what Ellen would be like without me. You could prolly hear a pin drop amids a smattering of forwards from Kukeh and Laye, and erstwhile cameos by Sukuro and JDAM. You know Suntou will always be here. BDK and Caesar will just pop in once in a while. And joe-joe. Well they'll end up running him off too. I'm the insurance Joe-Joe needs to come to Ellen. You think I'm bullshitting Ndokeh don't you??? Scout's honor............... The Duke of McCarthy Square. At Bungkiling Upon Konkoh.

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