"Life is a struggle, not against sin, not against the Money Power, not 
against malicious animal magnetism, but against hydrogen ions."
  H.L. MENCKEN

or

"Alkalize or Die" by Baroody.

So I've begun to wrap gobs of pemmican in "fresh" raw leaves. So far, 
iceberg lettuce is the only palatable thing I can think of; any suggestions?

William