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AAM ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING
Saturday, November 14, 6:30 pm
GOODMAN COMMUNITY CENTER
149 Waubesa St. Madison
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These are=A0 from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are th=
ings people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now=A0pub=
lished by court reporters that=A0had the torment of staying calm while thes=
e exchanges were actually taking place. =0A=0AATTORNEY:=A0 What was the fir=
st thing your=A0 husband said to you that morning? =0AWITNESS:=A0 He said, =
'Where am I,=A0 Cathy?' =0AATTORNEY:=A0 And why did that upset you? =0AWITN=
ESS:=A0 My name is=A0Susan! =0A____________________________________________=
=0A=0A=0AATTORNEY:=A0 What gear were=A0 you in at the moment of the=A0 imp=
act? =0AWITNESS:=A0 Gucci sweats and Reeboks. =0A__________________________=
__________________ =0AATTORNEY:=A0 Are you sexually active? =0AWITNESS:=A0 =
No, I just lie=A0 there. =0A____________________________________________ =
=0AATTORNEY:=A0 This myasthenia gravis, does=A0 it affect your memory at al=
l? =0AWITNESS:=A0 Yes. =0AATTORNEY:=A0 And in what ways does it=A0 affect y=
our memory? =0AWITNESS:=A0 I forget.. =0AATTORNEY:=A0 You forget?=A0 Can yo=
u give=A0 us an example of something you forgot? =0A_______________________=
____________________ =0AATTORNEY:=A0 Do you know if your daughter=A0 has ev=
er been involved in voodoo? =0AWITNESS:=A0 We both=A0 do. =0AATTORNEY:=A0 V=
oodoo? =0AWITNESS:=A0 We do. =0AATTORNEY:=A0 You do? =0AWITNESS:=A0 Yes,=A0=
voodoo.. =0A____________________________________________ =0AATTORNEY:=A0 N=
ow doctor , isn't it true=A0 that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn=
't know about it until the next morning?=0AWITNESS:=A0 Did=A0 you actually =
pass the bar=A0 exam? =0A____________________________________ =0AATTORNEY:=
=A0 The youngest son, the=A0 20-year-old, how old is he? =0AWITNESS:=A0 He'=
s 20, much=A0 like your=A0 IQ. =0A_________________________________________=
__ =0AATTORNEY:=A0 Were you present when your=A0 picture was taken? =0AWITN=
ESS:=A0 Are you shitting=A0 me? =0A________________________________________=
_ =0AATTORNEY:=A0 So the date of conception (of=A0 the baby) was August 8th=
? =0AWITNESS:=A0 Yes. =0AATTO RNEY:=A0 And what were you doing at=A0 that t=
ime? =0AWITNESS:=A0 Getting=A0 laid =0A____________________________________=
________ =0AATTORNEY:=A0 She had three children , right? =0AWITNESS:=A0 Yes=
.. =0AATTORNEY:=A0 How many were boys? =0AWITNESS:=A0 None. =0AATTORNEY:=A0=
Were there any girls? =0AWITNESS:=A0 Your Honor, I think I need a=A0 diffe=
rent attorney. Can I get a new attorney? =0A_______________________________=
_____________ =0AATTORNEY:=A0 How was your first marriage=A0 terminated? =
=0AWITNESS:=A0 By death. =0AATTORNEY:=A0 And=A0 by whose death was it termi=
nated? =0AWITNESS:=A0 Take a=A0 guess. =0A_________________________________=
___________ =0AATTORNEY:=A0 Can you describe the individual? =0AWITNESS:=A0=
He was about=A0 medium height and had a=A0 beard. =0AATTORNEY:=A0 Was this=
a male or a female? =0AWITNESS:=A0 Unless the Circus was in town=A0 I'm go=
ing with=A0 male. =0A_____________________________________ =0AATTORNEY:=A0 =
Is your appearance here this=A0 morning pursuant to a deposition notice whi=
ch I sent to=A0 your attorney? =0AWITNESS:=A0 No, this is how I dress when =
I go to=A0 work. =0A______________________________________ =0AATTORNEY:=A0 =
Doctor, how many of your=A0 autopsies have you performed on dead people? =
=0AWITNESS:=A0 All of them.. The live ones=A0 put up too much of a=A0 fight=
. =0A_________________________________________ =0AATTORNEY:=A0 ALL your res=
ponses MUST be=A0 oral , OK? What school did you go to? =0AWITNESS:=A0 Oral=
.. =0A_________________________________________ =0AATTORNEY:=A0 Do you reca=
ll the time that=A0 you examined the body? =0AWITNESS:=A0 The autopsy start=
ed=A0 around 8:30 PM =0AATTORNEY:=A0 And Mr. Denton was dead at the=A0 time=
? =0AWITNESS:=A0 If not , he was by the time I=A0 finished.. =0A___________=
_________________________________ =0AATTORNEY:=A0 Are you qualified to give=
a=A0 urine sample? =0AWITNESS:=A0 Are you qualified to ask that question? =
=0A______________________________________ =0AAnd=A0 last: =0AATTORNEY:=A0 D=
octor , before you performed the autopsy , did you check for=A0 a pulse? =
=0AWITNESS:=A0 No. =0AATTORNEY:=A0 Did you check for=A0 blood pressure? =0A=
WITNESS:=A0 No. =0AATTORNEY:=A0 Did you check=A0 for breathing? =0AWITNESS:=
=A0 No. =0AATTORNEY:=A0 So , then it=A0 is possible that the patient was=A0=
alive when you began the autopsy? =0AWITNESS:=A0 No. =0AATTORNEY:=A0 How c=
an you be so sure , Doctor? =0AWITNESS:=A0 Because his=A0 brain was sitting=
on my desk in a=A0 jar. =0AATTORNEY:=A0 I see , but could the patient have=
still been alive , nevertheless? =0AWITNESS:=A0 Yes , it is possible that =
he could have been alive and practicing law. =0A=0A=0A=0A =
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<DIV><B><FONT face=Arial>These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by <SPAN id=lw_1255101415_0 class=yshortcuts>court reporters</SPAN> that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. </FONT></B><BR><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: My name is Susan! </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>____________________________________________</FONT></B> <BR><BR><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: Gucci
sweats and Reeboks. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>____________________________________________</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: No, I just lie there. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>____________________________________________</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: This <SPAN id=lw_1255101415_1 class=yshortcuts>myasthenia gravis</SPAN>, does it affect your memory at all? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: Yes. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: I forget.. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>___________________________________________</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT
face=Arial>ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: We both do. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: Voodoo? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: We do. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: You do? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>____________________________________________</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?</FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>____________________________________</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT
face=Arial>WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>___________________________________________</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: Are you shitting me? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>_________________________________________</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: Yes. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTO RNEY: And what were you doing at that time? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: Getting laid </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>____________________________________________</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: Yes..
</FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: How many were boys? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: None. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>____________________________________________</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: By death. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: Take a guess. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>____________________________________________</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: He was about
medium height and had a beard. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>_____________________________________</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>______________________________________</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? </FONT></B></DIV>
<DIV><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>_________________________________________</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: Oral.. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>_________________________________________</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: If not , he was by the time I finished.. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>____________________________________________</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: Are
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<DIV><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: No. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: No. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: No. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: So , then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? </FONT></B></DIV>
<DIV><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: No. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure , Doctor? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>ATTORNEY: I see , but could the patient have still been alive , nevertheless? </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face=Arial>WITNESS: Yes , it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.</FONT></B> <BR></DIV></DIV></div><br>
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