Bro Haruna,] Evian.
Yeah, whatup men?
[It was 'wonjoh' not 'evian'. Wonjoh not evian!] Evian.
Go ahead, just tell me anything. You must think I just fell off a wonjoh lorry.
[However, neither address me as 'Evian' nor as 'Wonjoh'. Otherwise, I will refer to you as "Ngunjah".] Evian.
To call Bailo Evian or Wonjoh. That is the question. Would I like Evian to call me Ngunjah? What is wrong with Ngunjah anyway? I used to like Ngunjah. Marinated in vinegar overnight and served with Limong ak kaviar. Ginny don't even think about it. OK Evian, you're on. And I have never seen a colourless wonjoh. I've seen white grape juice, but white Wonjoh? Just who do you think you're trying to fool?
[I hope you have by now convinced most of your golf buddies to vote for Obama. No more weird dreams? Good for you.] Evian.
You're right. I have seen the light. I just hope I can convince Taiga, Muntaiga, Lefty, Big- Easy, and Charlie Howell III.
[I am still waiting for the picture you promised me. Please don't politick me this time.] Evian.
Oh brotha. Something must be wrong with your email host or mine one. I'll have to send someone to hand-deliver it. I was afraid of that. I make a ugly picture Evian. I hope you don't have nightmares upon seeing it. I ask for your forgiveness in advance. No I don't politick. I know Laye is telling you lots of stuff but don't listen to the cat. He thinks I'm his sanawo but I'm not his companion. I thought I'd share some home improvement advice; you wanna hear how you can create more living space at your house Evian without spending a fortune in these hard times??? And that's another thing... It is the banks and wall street that have a hard time, not you. Unless you wanna tell me your company was fooling around in derivatives and debentures too. I don't think so. That my friend is a reputable company. Just don't let Laye get too close to you. He'll undoubtedly find something wrong with your books. There's nothing that causes more unnecessary anxiety than a creative accountant. And no I'm not gonna hit you up for donations. The advice will be au gratis this time. New Gambians!!! However, if you feel generous enough to contribute to the JOHM FUND at www.thegdp.wordpress.com by all means please.
[E'domah] Evian.
So quit boiling my heart eggs. And tell Laye to go humbug Yero, not me. Haruna. MQJGDT. Darbo. Al-whatever.
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