print and read at leisure /or wrap your weekend fish in it Py > The Tea Business > > Oxford Mississippi; the Grove > > The day is 70 deg "s and sunny: the roar of the > March lion is over and the blue birds are back > warbling off the lofty heights of our scaffold and > eating the tiny crumbs from our donuts > > Its break time and the men lay out in the > warm sun like dozing alligators > Just out from under the logs of winter. > They idle the safety rail and zip open their heavy Carharts > to air out the stagnant sweat stains of their tee shirts > and let some sun dapple their chest hair > and grizzled pattie-poos. > > Stepping over them is like stepping over disheveled laundry bags > Or more likely; rolled up rugs from your mother in laws basement > that are in need of air and a good beating; > Whatever they are; they stink; they swear, and they idle their break time > with the same old ribald jokes about floozies or their misspent nights > in pursuit of the opposite sex and cheap liquor > > My education of late has changed me from all that > I no longer slug back black coffee and tell stories of North Africa > and the embassy parties; nor do I carry on about the sporting girls > tossed out nude in the hotel lobby, > > No; No I have reformed and quit coffee and slowed down > adapting a more meditative; > if not exemplary role for my men. to look up to, > You see Coffee has given me the portajohn shakes > I discovered this one cold morning frozen to the seat > while meditating on the rude hieroglyphics and the > bad spelling of my colleagues > Everytime I got up, I had to sit back down; and by the time > I was done I had freezer burn > So I decided to switch to tea. > Japanese herbal tea; and its made the world of difference. > Now putting one through the hoop is a breeze > > My routine now is to bring a thermos > of hot green tea with me > and bingo it has got me motivated > to be more productive if not regular. One of my new accomplishments has > been > to create a little rustic tea garden > for myself around the corner of the > scaffold and away from the men. > It's a delightful little meditative spot; four stories up, > full of sunshine and on a cul de sac of plank board and kick rail > The structure is humble and constructed of simple > 2x4's that are all weathered; with a roof made of simple scrap > I have a tool box for a table and 5 gal buckets for chairs; > if I want to sit sat Zen I just sit on the floor plank and > use the roof for a back rest and as they say in Midnight > Mississippi...... Viola ... I'm transformed. > > It's my eagle eerie; and I'm proud of it. > I can take my tea there in a meditative happy > ceremony of sun and fragrant air with nobody to bother me > Nearby I have the woods to gaze out upon; > and in springtime there has been a day by day > drive by explosion of color that captivates > my soul and transforms me > > The leaves are not yet all out on > the trees but the buds are; > so peering into the forest I can l see the > black wet wood of winter along with the > total mix of new green shoots amid a sea > of yellow daffs that drift the forest floor in a riot of color > > I particularly like the delicate pink and purple blossoms > of the red bud and wild pear; > I gaze upon their beauty and color > as they seem so vivid and vibrant > with an ethereal aura captured only perhaps > by the Japanese masters in their colorful nature prints > of the Houkasai School of the late Edo period > . > Here beauty inspires poetry and music, > the language of God, for without beauty there > would be no art; and without art there can be no soul; > > The masters say Study, pray, meditate, > then chop wood and carry water for enlightenment; > Rake leaves ..... and your faults will fall away > as you become one with nature > > So I covet this little spot and sweep clean its porch; > While fussing over the wall-Mart rosemary I got going > in the plasters work tray > or the lemon verbena I keep on the roof; > or the thyme I got > hog wired in little pots to the 2x4's . > > I talk to my plants like little children > using baby talk to prune, water and take > care of their every needs > It helps me center and escape the pressures > of the day and to transform the negative > into the positive. > > Like this morning I got a meet with the painter > who's been dodging me for a week; > and its his second dodge for the month. > You see his new paint matches the historic old paint; > and his crew has been dropping it on my new stonework > > The problem is I have finished cleaning t > he entire building and need to bill for it > Now I hear he is claiming his paint is really the old paint; > and that I need to clean it. > > The wise ones say this is a bad dream; a rock in the stream , . > > Naturally I first brought this to the attention of his crew; > an intolerable collective of three stooges, who were raised > on paint chips and thinner fumes and appear to be mentally > deranged by it. > I showed them the paint spills; they looked at me; .then looked at the wall; .then looked back at me ...... And said nothing > . While staring off into space. > > OK ; I rest my case and called their boss ; > a Santa Claus character with a WC Fields nose > who gums a half smoked White Owls and lies to your face. > He said he would look into it; that was > two weeks ago; and guess what? > they are still dropping paint on my wall > > Grrr . > Wise ones say "rock in stream must listen " > they say ? "make Rock listen " > > Ok I've been here before; playing the sucker and holding the bag- > I am reminded what the old master leg breaker used to say > in the neighborhood ..."I no happy ..." > > Painters are notorious alcoholics they promise the moon; > get paid up front, and never come back > > They drop new paint and call it old paint; > And in our case , the painter is going to film flam the Tea guy > into cleaning it all up. > Funny guys; " What am I here? Chopped liver? > > So this morning before he arrives I take my burden to my spirit guides > through the color and beauty of my natural surroundings > > I invoke guidance from the spirit stones and the wood devas > To help and empower me to move rocks from my stream > and so undo this great unpleasantness > ; > I study the tea leaves in my cup looking for signs > and call on wise ones to assist > me for answers and direction > > What I am getting however is the > masters of my old neighborhood > A collective of wise guys, who appear in my cup > as a complex if not bizarre assortment of raffish individuals > whose varied talents and club membership made them > invaluable to the environment of pool halls; > gin mills and the numbers joints that abounded there > > I swirl my teacup once more thinking it's a mistake > hoping for some real Zen masters to show up > . No dice, > But Hey > I wasn't born on a mountaintop; and I don't speak Tibetan > And the highest I ever got before the 60's was on the elevator > in the Empire State Building; and so what if I do speak a little Italian > and like the casino? Whatsamadder-widat ?" > These are my spirit guides and the cards > I got dealt with in this life. > Got lemons make lemonade; > I am sticking "wid em " > Besides if there is one redeeming quality > these mugs got it is > they can get blood from a stone > Something they don't teach in college > > > I welcome their spiritual company and > scan the yard for the painter . > > Down below is a nightmare > > A world war one quagmire of mud and diesel smoke > with trench masons and window guys fighting it out for dry space on plywood scrap pavers > while half crazed sheet rockers in giant sky lifts churn > the earth in their monstrous machines feeding gangs of Mexican day > labor endless sheet rock through dark gaping holes in the side of the > building. . > > > Roofers; that delightful trade of gentlemen , > work a third lift ;feeding roving gangs of their brethren pallets of > buckets and silver roofing paper as they dance the far roof ,and call in > drops ,The machines spin and waltz the earth barely missing one another until it is a pablum of mud . Its all madness until my adversary finally shows up driving a beat up Cadillac tricked out in > chrome with a leaking exhaust > > I climb down the outside of the fixed frame to meet him > and take him by surprise as he exits the car and put my tea breath on him > before he can escape into the building. > > Its all business; so I break the ice first > > 'Frank "glad your here ""We gotta talk about your paint " > > Frank looking over at the building : "are you sure its mine ? " It looks > old to me ".... > > Strike one for Frank; He's playing me for the sucker and I got bells > going off > My mama didn't raise no chumps .. > the wise ones come to my rescue from me clocking this guy, > they got my back; > > I s peer into Frank's soul with my one dead eye and lock him in > with the plain speaking I learned on the waterfront. > > "Frank; I just cleaned this whole [expletive) building ... so I know ..... > I know .... you and me are going to get along ".. ......we really are Frank" > " > I assure him of this while holding my masons hammer > (a two pound lump) menacingly at my side > > > . > ( impacting loudly) BUT... ."Your [-expletive) Ka -ka ... is not My > ...(-expletive) Ka -ka " My face is now in his. and I am pointing to his > paint. > > Frank is getting nervous; he looks into my one dead eye and sees no one > home > > Unsure of the hammer or my mental stability Frank fidgets and is afraid > where all of this might be going > > However there is no reason to worry, the fact is I consider myself a > fair man, > perhaps even a learned man > so I reason fairly with Frank the best way I know how > > > "Frank" ?. The architect is telling me?. "No tickee-No shirtee " > I emphasize my point by rubbing the thumb and forefinger together > meaning the architect ain't going to pay me for the paint drops. > "No tickee-No shirtee Frank !! > > I continue the harangue taking no prisoners > > "Its simple Frank " > "You want money ? ...... I want money, > What's not to like? > > I tilt my head (sideways) as if I am afflicted and > look at him as though I see a bug that needs squashing > > "I'll make it simple Frank so you understand,"" gabeesh? > "If he no pay me Frank ...I no happy ,"(pause) > ." No happy Frank.!.." > "that hurts my children. Frank and ... that's very bad" > (pause)?.." Very Bad " > > I shake my head slowly in disbelief, looking sullen (and slightly nuts) > At the prospect that my children might be hurt and all because of Frank > > > Frank now seems very concerned; > He sees toys in the attic . and wants out > > The spirit guides smell blood and circle his boat >When suddenly I am blessed with one of those ahh- ha moments, > > > 'You Clean your Ka -Ka Frank ..... and we be happy " > .......Happy happy happy ".. > . > ."No clean Ka-ka and we ... Not happy Frank"... > > Now ....The thought of Frank and I not being happy together visibly > disturbs Frank > In this moment he appears like a deer frozen with the headlights in > his eyes; ...... He is ready to punt > > ..... > > Frank ?"I ask pensively > ,"you want to be happy? > > Frank by this time has chewed and swallowed his White Owl > The jackass has no where to go ... Its his paint, his ass. and he > knows it. > Since brave men run in his family; he immediately assures me > he wants us Happy, > > > "Then ... clean.... Ka-ka . Frank ." ... Clean Ka Ka " > > He will start cleaning after lunch > > The spirit guides have been kind, > their enlightenment has pardoned me from violence and > have left me a hard won lesson in the form of a parting parable > seen floating in my tea leaves > it reads : > " All men have a sense of self preservation > sometimes you just gotta help em find it " > > > Sun Yat Sun couldn't have said it better > > The rock is moved from the stream > And now as the university bell tolls the noon hour, I will begin the > slow climb back up > to my rustic tea garden, to lie among the roughhewn planks with my back to > the roof > and partake in a quiet repast of salami and provolone on a bed of bib > lettuce > with slices of fresh tomato, yellow peppers and slivers of sweet Vidalia > sandwiched between some seven grain and Mayo > Here I will contemplate the budding forest;; drink hot tea, and gaze > upon the little pear blossoms that delicately dance and make the noontime > air fragrant with their perfume > while wishing I was in the bloody tea business .... > Py > ************** Create a Home Theater Like the Pros. 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