oh lord the thoughts this puts in ones head. --- "Cleveland, Kyle E." <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > LMAO! Almost plotzed a vein and farkakte'd my > britches on that one, > Kat! > > -----Original Message----- > From: Cerebral Palsy List > [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf > Of Kathy > Sent: Tuesday, February 12, 2008 7:09 PM > To: [log in to unmask] > Subject: Fetch? > > I got this joke today from a a Jewish email > newsletter. I thought it > was so funny, I'd share it with you. --- Kat > > > > > > Sol visits Abe and sees he's got a new dog. > > > "So what kind of dog is this?" asks Sol. > > "It's a Jewish dog. His name is Irving," says Abe. > > "Watch this," continues to Abe. "Irving, Fetch!" > > Irving walks slowly to the door, then turns around > and says, "So why are > you talking to me like that? You always order me > around like I'm > nothing. Then you make me sleep on the floor, with > my arthritis... You > give me this farkakta food with all the salt and > fat, and you tell me > it's a special diet... You should try eating it!... > And do you ever take > me for a decent walk? No! It's out of the house, a > few steps, and right > back home. Maybe if I could stretch out a little, > the sciatica wouldn't > kill me so much!" > > "That's amazing!" cries Sol. > > "I don't know," says Abe. "I think this dog has a > hearing problem. I > said fetch, and he thought I said kvetch." > > ----------------------- > > To change your mail settings or leave the C-PALSY > list, go here: > > http://listserv.icors.org/SCRIPTS/WA-ICORS.EXE?SUBED1=c-palsy > > ----------------------- > > To change your mail settings or leave the C-PALSY > list, go here: > > http://listserv.icors.org/SCRIPTS/WA-ICORS.EXE?SUBED1=c-palsy > > ____________________________________________________________________________________ Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ ----------------------- To change your mail settings or leave the C-PALSY list, go here: http://listserv.icors.org/SCRIPTS/WA-ICORS.EXE?SUBED1=c-palsy