Two vultures, each carrying two dead raccoons, tried to board an airplane. The flight attendant looked at them and said, "I'm sorry, but only one carrion per passenger is allowed."

> Date: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 10:47:08 -0700> From: [log in to unmask]> Subject: Re: heres one for mag> To: [log in to unmask]> > Today's "punishment."> > A piece of string goes into a bar, and is told by the bartender "in no> uncertain terms," that the bar would NOT serve liquor to a piece of string.> > Piece of string goes out, ties itself into a not and unravels it's ends a> little. Then it goes back into the bar and asks for a drink again.> > The bartender says "Hey, aren't you the same piece of string I told to get> out of here a little while ago?"> > Pice of string replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."> > On Jan 30, 2008 8:31 AM, ken barber <[log in to unmask]> wrote:> > > Named Drink> >> > A grasshopper goes to a bar and hops up on a stool.> >> > The bartender is surprised to see a grasshopper and> > says "Say, you know we have a drink named after you?"> >> > The grasshopper responds "You have a drink named> > Roger?"> >> >> >> >> >> > ____________________________________________________________________________________> > Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your home page.> > http://www.yahoo.com/r/hs> >> > -----------------------> >> > To change your mail settings or leave the C-PALSY list, go here:> >> > http://listserv.icors.org/SCRIPTS/WA-ICORS.EXE?SUBED1=c-palsy> >> >> > > -- > > > Kendall> > An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's redundant!)> > The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one> persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress> depends on the unreasonable man.> > -George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950> > -----------------------> > To change your mail settings or leave the C-PALSY list, go here:> > http://listserv.icors.org/SCRIPTS/WA-ICORS.EXE?SUBED1=c-palsy> 
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