In a message dated 12/24/2007 2:59:27 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask] writes: A and B are pretty good my Mrs. sez but disagrees with C and won't have anything to do with the boxers (unless I am in them) which I figure bodes well for the new year nes pas? However I claim the boxers are the clincher. Merry Christmas !!! Just a few hours now to go. PY Glad ta hear the Mrs. is interested in the contents of your shorts. As for Santa evidence, I'd forget about the shorts, and go with a torn bit of red (flannel, or whatever ya got that's red) from his breeches, or some white fur from his cap. Why, I ask you, would Santa be running around your house with his boxers exposed where he'd be snagging them? If ya wanna catch OJ, ya gotta think like OJ. Which isn't saying much. On the other hand, a good friend from my yout' was the LAPD criminologist on the OJ case. Seymour Buns **************************************See AOL's top rated recipes (http://food.aol.com/top-rated-recipes?NCID=aoltop00030000000004) -- To terminate puerile preservation prattling among pals and the uncoffee-ed, or to change your settings, go to: <http://listserv.icors.org/archives/bullamanka-pinheads.html>