Ok, by demand from Phil, with the nonessentials stripped and 
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>GCF: Chocolate Calories
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>A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy 2
>servings per night, and a few more on weekends. I consume 3,500
>calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week.
>
>Therefore...
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>In the last 3 1/2 years, I have had chocolate caloric intake of about
>180 pounds, and I only weigh 165 pounds, so without chocolate, I
>would have wasted away to nothing about 3 months ago!
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>I owe my life to chocolate.
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John