From: [log in to unmask] To: [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask] Subject: Fwd: sunday apr 8 Date: Mon, 9 Apr 2007 04:00:48 +0000 Content-Type: Multipart/mixed; boundary="NextPart_Webmail_9m3u9jl4l_1835_1176151817_2" --NextPart_Webmail_9m3u9jl4l_1835_1176151817_2 Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Disposition: inline Return-path: <[log in to unmask]> From: [log in to unmask] Full-name: Nivanud2 Message-ID: <[log in to unmask]> Date: Sun, 8 Apr 2007 21:38:00 EDT Subject: Fwd: sunday apr 8 To: [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask] MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="part2_ce2.daab9d8.334af2f8_boundary" X-Mailer: 9.0 SE for Windows sub 5042 --part2_ce2.daab9d8.334af2f8_boundary Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="-----------------------------1176082680" -------------------------------1176082680 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit had to share this one ************************************** See what's free at http://www.aol.com. -------------------------------1176082680 Content-Type: text/html; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=3DContent-Type content=3D"text/html; charset=3DUS-ASCII"> <META content=3D"MSHTML 6.00.2900.2180" name=3DGENERATOR></HEAD> <BODY id=3Drole_body style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #8000ff; FONT-FAMILY:=20= Tahoma"=20 bottomMargin=3D7 leftMargin=3D7 topMargin=3D7 rightMargin=3D7><FONT id=3Drol= e_document=20 face=3DTahoma color=3D#8000ff size=3D4> <DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3D4>had to share this=20 one</FONT></STRONG></DIV></FONT><BR><BR><BR><DIV><FONT style=3D"color: black= ; font: normal 10pt ARIAL, SAN-SERIF;"><HR style=3D"MARGIN-TOP: 10px">See wh= at's free at <A title=3D"http://www.aol.com?ncid=3DAOLAOF00020000000503" hre= f=3D"http://www.aol.com?ncid=3DAOLAOF00020000000503" target=3D"_blank">AOL.c= om</A>. </FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML> -------------------------------1176082680-- --part2_ce2.daab9d8.334af2f8_boundary Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Disposition: inline Return-path: <[log in to unmask]> From: [log in to unmask] Full-name: Slow1141 Message-ID: <[log in to unmask]> Date: Sun, 8 Apr 2007 06:57:14 EDT Subject: sunday apr 8 To: [log in to unmask] MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="-----------------------------1176029834" X-Mailer: 9.0 Security Edition for Windows sub 5366 -------------------------------1176029834 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit RECALL The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. Some symptoms include: 1. Loss of direction 2. Foul vocal emissions 3. Amnesia of origin 4. Lack of peace and joy 5. Selfish or violent behavior 6. Depression or confusion in the mental component 7. Fearfulness 8. Idolatry 9. Rebellion The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is: 1-800 M-Y-P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with: 1. Love 2. Joy 3. Peace 4. Patience 5. Kindness 6. Goodness 7. Faithfulness 8. Gentleness 9. Self control Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes. WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus. DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention! GOD Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice. You may contact the manufacturer any time by "kneemail". ************************************** See what's free at http://www.aol.com. -------------------------------1176029834 Content-Type: text/html; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=3DContent-Type content=3D"text/html; charset=3DUS-ASCII"> <META content=3D"MSHTML 6.00.2900.3059" name=3DGENERATOR></HEAD> <BODY id=3Drole_body style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY:=20= Arial"=20 bottomMargin=3D7 leftMargin=3D7 topMargin=3D7 rightMargin=3D7><FONT id=3Drol= e_document=20 face=3DArial color=3D#000000 size=3D2><FONT id=3Drole_document face=3DArial=20= color=3D#000000=20 size=3D2> <DIV> <DIV align=3Dcenter><EM><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS"=20 size=3D7>RECALL</FONT></EM></DIV><EM><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4> <DIV align=3Dleft><BR><FONT size=3D5>The Maker of all human beings is recall= ing all=20 units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in t= he=20 primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfuncti= on=20 in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the=20 reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect=20 has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or=20 more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily=20 expressed.<BR> <BR><STRONG><U>Some symptoms=20 include</U>:<BR></STRONG> 1. Loss of direction<BR> 2. Foul vocal=20 emissions<BR> 3. Amnesia of origin<BR> 4. Lack of peace and=20 joy<BR> 5. Selfish or violent behavior<BR> 6. Depression or confus= ion=20 in the mental component<BR> 7. Fearfulness<BR> 8. Idolatry<BR>&nbs= p;9.=20 Rebellion<BR> <BR>The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault=20= for=20 this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of char= ge=20 to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most=20 generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these= =20 repairs. There is no additional fee required.<BR> <BR>The number=20= to=20 call for repair in all areas is: 1-800 M-Y-P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected= ,=20 please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE=20 procedure.<BR> <BR>Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician,= =20 Jesus, into the heart component.<BR> <BR>No matter how big or small the= SIN=20 defect is, Jesus will replace it with:<BR> 1. Love<BR> 2.=20 Joy<BR> 3. Peace<BR> 4. Patience<BR> 5. Kindness<BR> 6.=20 Goodness<BR> 7. Faithfulness<BR> 8. Gentleness<BR> 9. Self=20 control<BR> <BR>Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believ= ers'=20 Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these=20 fixes.<BR> <BR><FONT=20 color=3D#ff0000><STRONG><U>WARNING:<BR></U></STRONG></FONT>Continuing to ope= rate=20 the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties,=20 exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will resu= lt=20 in the human unit being permanently impounded.<BR> <BR>For free emergen= cy=20 service, call on Jesus.<BR> <BR><FONT=20 color=3D#ff0000><STRONG><U>DANGER:</U></STRONG></FONT> </FONT></DIV> <DIV align=3Dleft><FONT size=3D5>The human being units not responding to thi= s recall=20 action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will no= t be=20 permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that=20 facility.<BR> <BR>Thank you for your attention!<BR><FONT=20 face=3D"Vladimir Script" size=3D7><STRONG>GOD<BR></STRONG></FONT> <BR>P= lease=20 assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice.&n= bsp;=20 You may contact the manufacturer any time by "kneemail".</FONT></DIV> <DIV align=3Dleft> </DIV></FONT></EM></DIV></FONT></FONT><BR><BR><BR><D= IV><FONT style=3D"color: black; font: normal 10pt ARIAL, SAN-SERIF;"><HR sty= le=3D"MARGIN-TOP: 10px">See what's free at <A title=3D"http://www.aol.com?nc= id=3DAOLAOF00020000000503" href=3D"http://www.aol.com?ncid=3DAOLAOF000200000= 00503" target=3D"_blank">AOL.com</A>. </FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML> -------------------------------1176029834-- --part2_ce2.daab9d8.334af2f8_boundary-- --NextPart_Webmail_9m3u9jl4l_1835_1176151817_2--