I wish this law would have been out when I was looking for work.  I fill like one of those people even though I have degrees. 

--
Can you imagine what a scarcity of news there would be If everybody obeyed 
> the Ten Commandments? 

I would rather live my life as if there is a God, and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't, and die to find out there is 

IN GOD WE TRUST 
Karen Carter '74 
-KC- Ministries 


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From: John Schwery <[log in to unmask]> 

> Have a laugh. 
> 
> Text of forwarded message follows: 
> 
> >Congress Passes Americans With No Abilities Act 
> > 
> >WASHINGTON, DC On Tuesday, Congress approved the Americans With No 
> >Abilities Act, sweeping new legislation that provides benefits and 
> >protection for more than 135 million talentless Americans. 
> > 
> >The act, signed into law by President Bush shortly after its 
> >passage, is being hailed as a major victory for the millions upon 
> >millions of US citizens who lack any real skills or uses. 
> > 
> >Roughly 50 percent of Americans through no fault of their own do not 
> >possess the talent necessary to carve out a meaningful role for 
> >themselves in society, said Bush, a long time ANA supporter. Their 
> >lives are futile hamster wheel existences of unrewarding, dead end 
> >busywork: Xeroxing documents written by others, filling in mail in 
> >rebates for Black & Decker toaster ovens, and processing 
> >bureaucratic forms that nobody will ever see. Sadly, for these 
> >millions of non abled Americans, the American dream of working hard 
> >and moving up through the ranks is simply not a reality. 
> > 
> >Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million 
> >important sounding middle man positions will be created in the white 
> >collar sector for nonabled persons, providing them with an illusory 
> >sense of purpose and ability. Mandatory, non performance based 
> >raises and promotions will also be offered to create a sense of 
> >upward mobility for even the most unremarkable, utterly replaceable employees. 
> > 
> >The legislation also provides corporations with incentives to hire 
> >non abled workers, including tax breaks for those who hire one non 
> >germane worker for every two talented new hires. 
> > 
> >Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act also contains tough new 
> >measures to prevent discrimination against the non abled by banning 
> >prospective employers from asking such job interview questions as, 
> >What can you bring to this organization? and Do you have any special 
> >skills that would make you an asset to this company? 
> > 
> >As a non abled person, I frequently find myself unable to keep up 
> >with co workers who have something going for them, said Elaine 
> >Gertz, who lost her position as an unessential filing clerk at a 
> >Cleveland tile wholesaler last month because of her lack of notable 
> >skills. This new law should really help people like me. 
> > 
> >With the passage of the Americans With No Abilities Act, Gertz and 
> >millions of other untalented, nonessential citizens can finally see 
> >a light at the end of the tunnel. Said Bush: It is our duty, both as 
> >lawmakers and as human beings, to provide each and every American 
> >citizen, regardless of his or her of value to society, some sort of 
> >space to take up in this great nation. 
> End of forwarded message text: 
> 
> John