In a message dated 3/7/2006 12:54:06 PM Eastern Standard Time, 
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From one of my correspondents:

Be very careful about buying printer toner this year. After the hurricane in 
New Orleans many printers were blown over. Northern carpetbaggers salvaged the 
toner with siphons but possum feces, spoiled milk from ransacked Wal-marts, 
and Ray Nagin's jockey shorts were used as filler.  So it will be showing up at 
Staples, PCZones, Ralph's Discount Toner Warehouse and Ken's sisters coffee 
shop at dirt cheap prices with one huge problem; when the printer is given a 
setting over 600 dpi, a foul-smelling cloud will come out of LPT 2, followed by 
rabid raccoons wearing throw beads made up of dolls modelled after Michael 
Chertoff, with no clothes on.  

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