cute. JulieMelton visit me at www.heart-and-music.com Keep smiling! >From: [log in to unmask] >Reply-To: The Electronic Church <[log in to unmask]> >To: [log in to unmask] >Subject: New Pet >Date: Wed, 8 Feb 2006 03:57:26 -0800 > >As Phil has a talking pet I thought you all would enjoy reading this. >New Pet > > > > > > > > >A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went >to > > > the pet store one Saturday and told the clerk that he wanted to buy an > > > unusual > > > pet. After considering numerous options, he finally bought a talking > > > centipede, which came in a little white box. He took the box with his >new > > > pet home, > > > found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by >taking > > > his > > > new pet to church with him the next day. > > > Sunday morning, he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to >go > > > to > > > church with me today? We will have a good time." But there was no >answer > > > from > > > his new pet. This bothered him a bit, since he was assured by the pet > > > store > > > that the centipede would talk once he got it home and it was >comfortable > > > with > > > its surroundings. He waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How >about > > > going to church with me and receive blessings?" But again, there was >no > > > answer > > > from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, > > > contemplating > > > the situation. He decided to ask it one more time, this time putting >his > > > face > > > up against the centipede's box and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you > > > like > > > to go to church with me and learn about the Lord!?" > > > A little voice came out of the box:..................... > > > "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes. > >