"Dear Lord," he began
with arms extended and a rapturous look
on his upturned face,
"without You we are but dust."

He would have continued, but at that silent,
awkward moment when he paused for a breath,
one very obedient little girl
(who was listening carefully for a change)
leaned over to her mother and asked
quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice:
"Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"

Church was pretty much over at that point.