In a message dated 12/14/04 9:03:00 PM Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask] writes:

You won't see me bending over to pick up the soap. Ralph

That's good -- always lift with your back. Also, don't use the top step of a ladder. Wear face guard when operating electric toothbrush. Cape does not enable child to fly. No user serviceable parts. Dry clean only. Floss may snap back and cause bodily injury. Don't try this at home. Professional driver on closed course. Use breathing mask when unrolling paper towels. Fry donuts with plenty of ventilation. Assume gun is loaded while looking down barrel.

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