In a message dated 4/7/2004 10:14:39 PM Eastern Daylight Time, [log in to unmask] writes:
Why does spit shining work?  Somehow this seems like a question Steve Stokowski could answer.    Christopher
My guess would be that the spit and rubbing re-liquefy the polish and allow it to be re-smeared around, making for a more uniform and higher-gloss appearance. 
 
Why Steve and not Mike Edison, or one of our other science geeks?  Do we have any other science geeks?  For that matter, do we have any ex-military types, or are we all draft-dodging, marijuana-sucking left-wing registered Republican wusses?
 
Ralph