In a message dated 12/20/2003 8:45:53 AM Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask] writes:

http://www.ihimlen.dk/flash_prutjulsang.htm

German flatulent Xmas humor. This is FLASH and if you have a slow connection it takes a bit to load.... but it SURE is hilarious!
Ken,
 
It's not Kraut, it's Danish (hence the .dk for Danmark and the funny-looking text). Like those pastries Senior favors, but with the cheese converted to methane. 
 
For some reason, I couldn't get the audio portion, but I'm pretty sure I got the drift from the video.
 
Ralph