Ralph -
I would suspect that if the hen is not a minor,
then it's a stewing hen or fryer, in which case the robust rooster might not be
so turned on. He's just looking for a good young egg layer. Would
the rooster be considered a racist if he prefers white meat over dark (or vice
versa, for the PC crowd)?
If you're not a Saddamite, might you be a
masonite? If you prefer Shake-n-bake chicken, does that make you a
bakelite?
Just sign me,
Why did I cross the road
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Re: Chicken stories
In a message dated 7/17/2003 11:11:27 AM
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So what is it when
you use the feather on the chicken?
Pam,
If one is a rooster, no big deal (unless the
hen hasn't given informed consent, or is a minor); if you're another chicken
(which is to say a hen), then the Supreme Court has just OK'd that; if you're
not a chicken, then it's probably bestiality, and I wouldn't count on the
Supreme Court to uphold that anytime soon.
Sign me,
No
Saddamite