Groan....! Now, that did hurt! Kat ----- Original Message ----- From: "Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]> Newsgroups: bit.listserv.c-palsy To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Sunday, November 24, 2002 6:13 PM Subject: FW: Upper Plates - > A fellow who goes to his dentist complaining that something feels very > wrong in his mouth. > > The dentist takes a look and shakes his head saying, "That new upper > plate I > put in for you six months ago is completely disintegrated. Something has > eroded it almost completely away. What have you been eating?" > > The fellow replies, " Well, all I can think of is that about four months > ago > my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it she called > Hollandaise > sauce. I loved it so much that now I eat it on everything; my meat, my > fish, > on vegetables, on toast....on everything!" > > "Well," said the dentist, "that's the answer. Hollandaise sauce is made > with > lots of lemon juice which is highly corrosive and that has eaten away > your > upper plate. I'll have to make you a new one and this time I'd better > make > it out of chrome." > > "Why chrome?" asked the patient. To which the dentist replied... > > Scroll down... > > > Oh, this one always hurts... > > > > "It's simple." a little more scrolling... > > > > > "Everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!" > > : > > > : > > > >