I didn't see no stinking cuccarachas when I was there, even crawling
through the bunker at Diamond Head or at Waiameya (sp?) Falls. Maybe
they're on the Big Island.
I feel I should warn all you would-be
Hawaiians that, in addition to the beach bunnies and the pineapples and poi,
there are reported to be giant flying cockroaches in Hawaii.
I don't
know for a fact that the cockroach story is true, and it may have been told to
me specifically to keep me the hell away, but on the off chance that it's
true, I ain't goin'.
But you could send me a postcard. Of the
beach bunnies.
Ralph