I didn't see no stinking cuccarachas when I was there, even crawling through
the bunker at Diamond Head or at Waiameya (sp?) Falls.  Maybe they're on the
Big Island.

-----Original Message-----
From: Ralph Walter [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Thursday, October 24, 2002 8:52 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: Hawaiian Eye


I feel I should warn all you would-be Hawaiians that, in addition to the
beach bunnies and the pineapples and poi, there are reported to be giant
flying cockroaches in Hawaii.

I don't know for a fact that the cockroach story is true, and it may have
been told to me specifically to keep me the hell away, but on the off chance
that it's true, I ain't goin'.

But you could send me a postcard.  Of the beach bunnies.

Ralph