Very funny, Ken! Thanks to you, I've got Diet Pepsi all over a report. Kat On Fri, 5 Jul 2002 11:17:08 -0400 "Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]> wrote: good morning and enjoy this. A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot for "parking." He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light on. He gets closer to the car and sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine and a young woman on the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and knocks on the window. The young man lowers his window. -Yes, officer? -What are you doing? -Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine... Pointing towards the young woman, the cop says: -And her, what is she doing? The young man shrugs: -I believe she's knitting a pullover... The cop is totally confused. A young couple alone in a car at night . . . and nothing obscene is happening. -What's your age, young man? -I'm 25, sir... -And her, what's her age? The young man looks at his watch and says: -She'll be 18 in 20 minutes.